Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers naked,
Couple in threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Corporate chambers and office amore.
Shenanigans outdoor and in.
Resist and then later your find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

Our lives have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum.

Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse at.
He would rather die than not get to f^ck
Personally I reckon it's worth it.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does everybody else get that feeling?

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Everyone
• Else
• Has
• Had
• More
• Sex
• Than
• Me
• Bunny
• squetch
• TISM
• Bernard
• Derriman

[RoxusTheDarkOne]

The awkward moment when I got here through a pornsite.

[southparkkids1]

OMG, someone has a 3.5 in there, what could he have possibly done?

[tannerbananer69]

doesnt matter... had sex

[Unsanity94]

I'm sure this is my theme tune.

[Veronox117]

I'll never see Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh the same way again.

[gzillag]

Watching this is 2012

[southparkkids1]

@lukacho5 Nope, Chuck Testa!

[lukacho5]

@southparkkids1 69

[JFKdied2]

@Bennyboy1985 No the bunny was mastering the piano.

[xXLawlBringerXx]

Lonely 0 Bunny can play a mean keyboard! :D

[kitsune720]

I know how this bunneh feels... <,<

[Ruach]

How long ago has it been since I first saw this...