Gilmore Girls S04 - Clip 03.

Season 4: Clip 3
Kirk's Date.

- KIRK: Say I was Tom Cruise. Where would you seat me?
- LUKE: In an acting class.
- KIRK: No, I mean, which do you consider the best seat in the house?
- LUKE: I don't know.
- KIRK: How are the acoustics here?
- LUKE: What?
- KIRK: Well, the bathrooms are right over there. One good loud flush and the entire mood is spoiled.
- LUKE: I don't have time to kill you right now, Kirk. Come back in a couple of hours.
- KIRK: All right, I'll just reserve these three tables and decide later.
- LUKE: Reserve these three -
- KIRK: For Wednesday night, eight o'clock.
- LUKE: We don't take reservations, Kirk.
- KIRK: But this is a special occasion. And Lorelai told me to go somewhere I'm comfortable, and I'm comfortable here.
- LUKE: You are?
- KIRK: Well, not at this moment, but previously I have been comfortable here. Please?
- LUKE: What's the occasion?
- KIRK: I have a date with a young lady.
- LUKE: You really felt the need to add the "with a young lady" part?
- KIRK: Kinda.
- LUKE: Okay, you can have one table for eight o'clock.
- KIRK: Thank you. Here.
- LUKE: What's this?
- KIRK: It's a diagram of how I would like the table set up. See - little flowers by her plate, and the champagne bucket over here so I don't accidentally knock it off the table with my elbow.
- LUKE: I don't sell champagne, Kirk.
- KIRK: Why not?
- LUKE: Because this is a diner.
- KIRK: Good champagne goes with everything.
- LUKE: Get your own champagne, Kirk.
- KIRK: But what about the flowers?
- LUKE: Kirk.
- KIRK: Okay, fine. I'll get the champagne and the flowers. Now, let's say the date goes well. How much for the place upstairs?
- LUKE: You mean my apartment?
- KIRK: Yes.
- LUKE: Bye, Kirk.
- KIRK: Okay, see you later. [to female customer] Excuse me, is that good?
- CUSTOMER: Yes.
- KIRK: And what is that?
- CUSTOMER: Meat loaf.
- KIRK: Okay, so, this meat loaf, is it a romantic food for you? I mean, is it getting you hot?
- LUKE: Kirk!
- KIRK: Good talking to you.

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[Liz86000]

"Say I was Tome Cruise, where woud you sit me?"

"In an acting class."

ROTFLOL!!!!!

[Redsoxgirl89]

Okay, so, this meat loaf, is it a romantic food for you? I mean, is it getting you hot?

OMGAHHHHHHHHH This is amazing.

[klarebear721]

@louisemller i noticed that! its weird cause the only one who ever says anything is the little fat one

[ILuvLoganHuntzberger]

why does all the funny stuff happen at lukes?

[joyjumper96]

i just love kirk! lol

[StillOBSESSED]

Man, I love 'em. BTW, nice idea having the transcripts in the 'description' box!

[outsiderslover21]

lmao i had noticed 2 diff Ceasars.

[louisemller]

Did you know, that there are 3 different guys to Gilmore, called Ceasar? A boring one, a chinese one and a fat one..

Strange..

[cbrocks36]

Yeah, that is a funny scene. I also like the part when Kirk is doing the "date rehearsal" video in Luke's. He yells "Cut!" and Lorelai practically jumps out of her skin! That's so funny! I wish someone would post that clip on here.

[randomchica1]

omg later in this when it is the date he is talking to like and goes shut up you take that back

so funny