修道船大戰 Nobody-here

A guy (in casual dress during fight) claimed himself kung-fu master and can punch a hundred times in just 9 seconds! He insulted another guy, Mr. Nobody-here (in Karate suit), in an internet matriel arts forum. Mr. Nobody-here asked for a fight to prove how strong the kung-fu "master" has.

九秒一百拳、六年內實戰二千次的真武道始創者修道船，於2003年01月25日旺角花園街市政大樓出戰 Nobody-here。

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• humor
• 修道船
• on9
• 九秒一百拳

[ben19991]

Who is 修道船???

the weaker one???

[elasticfatguy]

yep

[xxx169]

修船道大師驚唔小心一野打死佢先唔出手咋

[GenM124]

有人話過佢2000次係嬴咩?

[kwan147]

9秒1 , 8拳

[marco868616]

 屌 笑撚死我真武道始創者修道船

[royto27]

浪費左我寶貴既2分鍾去睇.

[therrakim]

Is this for real? Even a girl can kill him with a slap. Did he know what he was getting himself into? OMG ! What a joker ! I think he can punch 9 times in 100 seconds.

[therrakim]

Is this for real? Even a girl can kill him with a slap. Did he know what he was getting himself into? OMG ! What a joker !

[hvfunlol]

@pphang 公平?死on9.

我同你講野都唔會盡力, 因為正常人同個弱智既人講野要就住

[exelhk]

@hvfunlol

totally agree with you.

[exelhk]

jeff1204abc , You think this is bullshit? Fighting with a guy who doesnt even know how to fight is what you do to make yourself a hero??!

IF I was the in fight I wont even fight with 修道船 after the first minute, he was just too weak, meaningless to fight against him.

[ggbb200]

@ggbb200 打錯是九秒100拳啦！sorry！

[ggbb200]

@jeff1204abc 我是台灣人啦！因為台灣也太多講大話的人，我是前散打選手，拿過­2006年中正盃武術散打52公斤、拳擊拿過51公斤級冠軍，現­在是散打裁判，請聽我講述，不吐不快。好，開始講述，那個修道在­2:00時就舉手再叫了，就是棄權啊！還有別說只重視踢，還是只­重視拳，輸就是輸！別將這當藉口！我是台灣人也看過修道船9秒打­一千拳的文章啊！但是我那時就再打散打了（當時高三），覺得好笑­！別胡扯好嗎？為啥中國武術都在傳說才會有，因為不進步啊！中國­人一直鬼扯嘛！光看二十秒，就知道幾多斤兩，還兩千人單挑，去看­我傳的片子！拜託！兩千人？去看我傳的片修道船能打贏幾個？拜託­！胡扯就該打啊！武術是很崇高的耶，而且他們也有約定啊！那毀約­又如何說？打輸再練過，還說啥自己狀態爛？輸不起耶～