My Name is Tim Tebow ("I'm Just a Gigolo")

Me singing about Tim Tebow, and the phenomenon known as "Tebowing". (Kudos to my Cuz, "Seth" for his help in writing the lyrics)

My Name is Time Tebow
My name is Tim Tebow and everywhere I go
I get down on one knee and start praying
and when I throw a pass the fans are all aghast
Be-cause of my abysmal QB Rate-n

Some people say I'm gay, want me to go away
Hoping I'll soon be forgotten
But when the rapture comes I know, because my name's Tim Te-booooow
A higher place in Heaven I'll've gotten

Cuz

GOD is my buuuuuuud - day, and that's
why the Bronco fans - cheer for me
and Skip Bayless is - QUEER for me

Kyle Ooooorton was so damn hooooooooomely, Sad and homely, sad and homely - with that Abraham Lincoln beard
he really sucked balls in KC
his beard was so saaaaaaaaaaaad

Merill Hoge's been saying bad things 'bout me - aaaaaall of the time
He knows he'll never be - anywhere near as cool as me

Stop - Jesus is the tops... and he rocks

I-III-II-II believe abortion should be legal only
legal only - legal only - when the mothers life is at risk, or in the case of incest (or raaaaaaaaape)
Because of my preacher dad

ESPN's been saying bad things about me
Aaaaaall of the time
They know they'll never be
as popular as Jesus and me

Even though Pittsburgh was favored to win
Palamolo's aggressive play was the reason they lost

GOD is my buuuuuuud - day, and that's
why Bronco fans - cheer for me
and Skip Bayless is - QUEER for me

I'll be winning superbowls and breaking records - aaaaaall of the time
just you wait and see, Johnny Elway records, I will beat

In spite of my - LONG - slow - throwing - motion
Because it's clear to see - God - Don't - love nobody - NO MOOOOOOO - (then me)

NOBODY (nobody)
nobody (nobody)
nobody (nobody)
nobody (nobody)

no one (no one)
no one (no one)

Ben Roethlisberger (Ben Roethlisberger )
The Dalai Lama (The Dalai Lama)
Troy Palamola (troy Palamola)
Barrack Obama (Barrack obama)
Merrill Hoge (Merrril Hoge)

nobody (nobody)

NOT no one (Not no one)
nobody (nobody)
nobody (nobody)
nobody (nobody)
nobody (nobody)
nobody (nobody)

Cuz GOD - don't - love no-body MO - THAN - me

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