Halloween Bible Story

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You're amazing.
nuff said

I am going to send this to all my christian friends. And teachers. x3 And they shall watch it.

the town was gibiah if im not mistaken

Huh, I thought that Bible story first had the man giving up his virgin daughter for them to rape, then handing over the concubine when the men weren't, er, satisfied. Either way, it's fucked up.

Another favorite fucked up Bible tale of mine is from 1 Kings 18:25-27. David wants to marry Saul's daughter. Saul demands 100 foreskins as payment. David goes out and killed 200 men and cuts off their foreskins (oops, miscounted a bit!), thus impressing Saul by doubling his request. Ain't love grand?

I like to think of it as Saul giving him assurance that he is a complete badass. "You want 100 foreskins? Have 200. Keep the change." Then he would put on sunglasses and hop into his corvette and...what were we talking about again?

Oddly enough, that makes sense (until the sunglasses and corvette >_>). It's still a creepy story in any case.

You know what made me an Atheist? I used to "love Jesus", It felt good to think he had a plan for me and my afterlife was going to be great. I also loved School, especially Science and Math (I know, nerd, w/e). It worked for a while, both of them together. But after a while they conflicted. It was hard, really hard to give up my 'feel good' beliefs I got from church. But what sold me was all the great things I was learning through experiments and studying the experiments of other scientists...

... What I was learning in Church was not only subjective, actually, what I was learning in church I wasn't even learning anymore. You can only study one dammed book for so long before you get nothing new out of it. Anyway, the point is, it was hard letting go of my beliefs and scary because of the threat of hell looming over my head. But I learned how great life is and how short and precious our time here on earth is. And that's a great thing too! Even better than that feel good feeling IMHO

ok give it a try :)