LSJUMB - SJSU 2008 Pregame

Stanford vs. San Jose State University - 9/20/08 LSJUMB Pregame Show: The Rata Show

THE SCRIPT
NOTE: all wording in parentheses will be read in Spanish

Intro - "Y ahora, porque mucho de nuestros fanaticos hablan espanol, hay el uno, el unico, el muy incomparable, Banda de la Universidad Leland Estanfor Junior!"


1. Subtitulos - "With both major national political parties pandering to the Spanish-speaking vote, the Band figured wed do a bit of pandering of our own. For the convenience of our non-Spanish speaking audience, we will also be featuring subtitles on the video board. (Eat my shorts Juan McCain. First, can we talk about how all this land belonged to Mexico before that Robber Baron Leland Stanford stole it? What a rat.)"

Formation: RAT → RATÁ
Video Board Subtitles: "This is the story of a little rat named Ed, who went on a whimsical journey"

2. Queen of England - "(Look at those stupid American political candidates. They cant even speak the second largest and fastest growing language in their own country! Jose Biden is somehow dumb enough to think that saying Buenos Dias will win my vote. How did these idiot Americans manage to gain their independence? They should still be ruled by the Queen of England or something.)"

Formation: Crown
Subtitles: "This cute little rat traveled the world and finally ended up in Buckingham Palace, having tea with the Queen of England!"

3. Im Not Mexican - "(and they can stop assuming Im Mexican. Im Guatemalan. I dont even like tacos and I hate Enrique Iglesias. Latin America has such diversity and its lost on these ignorant, hot-dog eating, country music loving poopy-heads.)"

Formation: Chili Pepper
Video Board Subtitles: "Cute little Ed had lots of fun. How silly!"

4. Football - "(And another thing. No one celebrates Cinco de mayo outside of the US. Its a holiday created almost entirely by Corona and Jose Cuervo. And what in the heck is this game youre watching anyway? They take breaks every 30 seconds and they wear pads like cowards. This isnt football. Ill show you football.)"

Formation: Band plays soccer!
Subtitles: "At the end of his whimsical journey, little Ed went home and played a fun game of soccer with the other kids on his street. The end."

Outro - "You've been watching TOTOTTILSJUMB! Join us at halftime when we do the exact same thing in Polish!"

Category:

Comedy

[noobartist]

This is muy bueno. lol.

[dabrco]

Any chance of posting a video of the band playing its arrangement of the national anthem?

[alexryterski]

Sweet Jesus! Don't Stop! Please! Amazing and fantasticalos! Calo y bien pierro dos!