New Jagex Store Clothing Rant

HMG HMG HMG the new pure strength clothing is a rip off coz like it doesnt boost my strength IRL

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Hi peeps, this is Timlahaye432 and like I am ranting about the rip off items in the jafex stores, like the clothes and laptop skins dont really help you at all, trust me. Here is my story:

One day I was looking at the main menu and the jafex said that there are uber mega epically pro clothes in their online shop right now, so I was thinking "HMG shit horse fucker wow, I need to check it out". And like as i scrolled through the clothes I saw this T Shirt that said Pure Strength on it, I was like W T F HMG BBQ I gots to buy it because It may shield me from the bullies that attack me in my school. Cause like the description of the shirt said "Show the whole world youve wisely invested your time and energy to develop pure strength to dominate PvP battles. Those not yet familiar with RuneScape or Pure Strength characters will presume you are a chiseled hard body... just do us all a favour and dont ever take the shirt off in public." And like I was so amazed by this and the fact that descriptions never lie. So like I stole my mummies credit card to buy the shirt and like I eventually got the shirt which was uber mega proness cause like I can get free girls in school because the T Shirt shows that I have a hard chiseled body, even though I ordered an extra large, so it must be a slimming suit or something.

So anyway, I put the T Shirt on and like I just felt different when I put it on, I felt like I had like 99 strength in the I R L MMORPG. So like I went in my school to show the bullies whose boss, and like they said "O M G that loser brought a T Shirt from the jamtax store, what a retard, that stupid nerd has not moved onto world of warcraft yet." and like I replied "go fuck yourselves fags" and they came running back to me and said "what do you say nerd?" and I said " I said go fuck yourselves fags, I am the pro because I gots this shirt which gives me 99 I R L strength" And then they pinned me down and started punching me and I tried to fight back and then all of a sudden, my shirt ripped, and then they peekayed me several times, thats like not fair. Jamtax, I am sueing you for making me depressed and ruining my life, plus scamming me. OMFG hippocrits much? I thought the strength T Shirt was supposed to be like a fighter torso, jamtax did you nerf it or something? This is bullshit, you are taking away my money from every direction, and putting it things that get nerfed, o m f g jamtax im sueing you!

Hello Timlahaye432, this is Mod Andrew, and I see where you are comming from, but honestly, no one cares about this stupid rant that you have put up. Is this a sick form of entertainment to annoy other people? I am the supreme overlord of R S and I could ban your I P in a second, but however, I am much nicer than that so I will be locking your thread and removing your post which has nothing to do with R S. Honestly you are just some whiney noob who needs to go outside more. Now run along before I change my mind.

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[Joshalots]

is this fake or is that kid really that pathetic

[MusketPower]

@Joshalots its a made up story :)

[silverdust1]

fourth....btw i tink ur vids r gr8....and ge is a rip off.....i mean, 310M for a blue papper party hat...?

[MusketPower]

its because of hoarders and they are actually worth like 500M street price now apparently. If there were no hoarders they would probaly be like 100M due to their rarity

[hoompie18]

@silverdust1 its now 1.8b sooo yeah

[tomelliott9]

wtf does HMG mean lol

[BurntMetal]

Jafex...

I swear it was Jay-axe.

[Josh420sk8er]

3:10 - 3:23 made me roffle like a pro irl XD

[CodCats]

0:33 was best part

[jakubhrncar]

third