Charles Manson's Spahn Ranch Dressing (#1)

Commercial #1: "I've got a theme song... a theme song for salad dressing... and murder."

Charlie Manson stars in a commercial for his now-infamous Spahn Ranch Salad Dressing. Over the years victim's families have not been able to stop him from cashing in on his "fame" and now his prison cottage-industry is expanding further and further into the marketplace. Where will he take it next?

Charlie played by Roger Shaide

Written, Directed, Shot & Edited by J. F. Kinyon

Song lyrics by J. F. Kinyon

©2007 Violent Playground

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• charles
• manson
• sings
• music
• recording
• beach
• boys
• parody
• spoof
• kinyon
• family
• squeaky
• fromme
• frome
• prison

[wannawatchu66]

@ViolentPlayground Yeah, I've come to realize that now. I just watched the video again, and found it comical. :)

[ilovepenny101]

Manson didn't write pop songs he wrote mostly folk songs that sound about as far from Beatles as is possible. I know you're just a troll [and a lazy, stupid one at that] but this kind of stuff is really irking. Chances are you've never even listed to any of Manson's music because if you had you'd realize the majority of it is garbage. There's a reason why he never got a deal.

FYI, George Harrison refused the Bug permission to use the lyrics from Piggies or any of his other songs in his book.

[ritter89]

lol, "nothin' more natural than stickin' a knife in you". i love that line. half of these manson worshipers probably missed the clever spahn ranch dressing title

[nekoninaritaisu31]

やぁ。キチガイ。君のせいで何人死んだと思ってんだ？あ？

[KarmicAnarchist]

@vividDC Erm, no, they weren't. They were actually pretty crap. If you're hearing hidden meanings in their songs, you should be a bit careful who you tell, know what I mean? Next thing you know, you'll be channelling Harrison, and everything's will have gone all "My Sweet Lord". Or trying to find a gurt hole in the Desert, so you and your 'family' can survive 'Healter Skelter'.

[KarmicAnarchist]

In Manson's defence, the Beatles were pretty shit too.

[mebombs7]

manson man you are so disgusting ok we get the ide but do you and have to be so cruel and such pigs about what and how food became and guess what did i tell you they just dont make it like that anymore and your latest was all bullshit and thretas on people why ... to be money stars .. so guess wht to now .. you loose and so do they huh

[uilium]

@ilovepenny101 Who are you talking to?? Anyway I think he didn't get a deal because Paul Neuman left the band...and then of course Manson got pissed off about that so he left for Sri Lanka to become a Buddhist monk but before he could go be a monk he died. All the Charlie guys then highered Marlin Brando to play the part of Manson during the Murders. Then when Brando went to Prison they had to get a guy to replace Brando . They then cast a young John Malcovich to play Brando. In Bizzaro world!

[supergroovetube]

@MrRiverBeaver Manson is the one who deserves to get punched in his stupid face. Just because YOU think he's better than YOU doesn't make him any less of a loser and a clown to the rest of us. And just because YOU would be afraid to confront the washed up hippy-faggot-jesus-wannabe doesn't make him scary to the rest of us. P.S. his music sucks.

[MrRiverBeaver]

Anyone who likes this deserves to be punched in the face.

Manson was a brilliant man. A brilliant musician. His mind flew further than our minds do now.

To be mocked.? No, he doesn't deserve that.

I bet the person who made this wouldn't have the balls needed to go to Manson's jail cell and show him this video one on one.

[vividDC]

The Beatles were/are modern prophets, and there are hidden messages and meanings in many of their songs. To learn how to perceive these hidden meanings, search "Truth Contest" in Google and click the 1st result, then open The Present and read through the section about The Beatles.

[Linguist1967]

@ViolentPlayground Indeed, he is a clown and indeed he deserves to be mocked. You are correct.