Yankee Doodle went to town nursery rhyme

Yankee Doodle went to town a-riding on a pony,
stuck a feather in his cap
and called it macaroni.
Yankee Doodle, keep it up, Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy.
Father and I went down to camp along with Captain Gooding,
And there we saw the men and boys
As thick as hasty pudding.
Yankee Doodle, keep it up, Yankee Doodle dandy. mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy

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[XxKyle318xX]

Yankee Doodle went to town a-riding on a rocket

Stuck his finger up his butt and called it Hershey Chocolate.

[bukehockey]

mate its sad because 1812 was a huge war in canadian history. this whole year has been constant reminders through out all of tornoto at least of the 200th anniversary. 1812 was when the dirty yanks decided to invade canada because theyre power hungry assholes so the canadians (which were essentially the british) went to dc and burned down their white house.

[MrWeegee123]

The Harlequin went to town, a deadly man in tights! He got medievel on some dudes and laughed into the night! Harlequin tear it up, the Harlequin is sneaky! Fills his victimes up with fear because he look so freaky! the Harlequin jumped off a roof and landed in a crowd! before they had a chance to laugh, he took those suckers out!

[bukehockey]

no i'm done enjoy making shitty cod videos i didn't realise i was arguing with 14 year old. and excuse me it is 12 o'clock on a sunday when you posted that young man i believe it may be past your bed time. now i'm going to have to ask you to go to bed RIGHT NOW or no ice cream after tee-ball tomorrow.

[ShakenFoe]

Oh yes, please, go ahead and demolish me so more.

[bukehockey]

im sorry i cant here you over all this winning. now can you please stop commenting so i can get another W or am i gonna have to continue demolishing you?

[ShakenFoe]

It's on the internet, don't get a raging boner now.

[bukehockey]

aaaaaaaaaand he gives up.

another victory for the bukemeister

[ShakenFoe]

Jesus, you're the worst troll ever, whatever.

[bukehockey]

lol my grammar is flawless. i choose not to capitalize because i don't want to hold down the shift key every sentence. i know what i do isn't correct but you need me to spell out your mistakes, for you were too stupid to realise them yourself. please stop commenting and leave now while there is still some face to be saved.