My Christmas Disaster..b4 Dance...Didnt get going..B4....*SIGH* (Read Des) *USE HQ*

USE HIGH QUALITY looks like the real video then. also read here for reasons for my poor dance. sorry for it but the music is good and it is xmas, so...1st MERRY CHRISTMAS.. and then the diaster...WELP..have been very down the past few days, i was down to begin with, and 2 nights back things became even worse!! sorry for all the chops here BTW, to get it down to youtube limits i had to cut up every single part, make 40 minutes into 11, and even after 40 min, i couldnt do a damn thing on the pole, i was sliding like i was in a skating rink, it was horrible, and very weird, but i was determined to get that worked up eventually, my heater wasnt up there, must have been it, but my plans got foiled. this footage wouldnt even be here, cause i was just dancin and prancin, to try and get warm for the good stuff and what happens? (oh sorry for the cut off ending, i had to really cut it down alot) WELP, i hope to maybe look back and one day laugh at this myself, but all i did was CRY, and i dont cry. i have a halogen work lamp, like contruction people use, they get EXTREMELY hot, and it had been on a better part of an hr, and so it was steamin. i had a sweat drop drip into my eye and tried making my way to the bathroom to rinse, and then go back to the pole..welp that didnt happen, on the way i SOMEHOW, still dont know how it actually happened, must have swung the lamp base around, and it scolded my rear end, litterally. i have like a brand of the bars on a large part of one of my butt cheeks and laugh if you will, via the location, but it was soo not funny and dare i say how painful, OMG, ive burned myself on a motorcycle pipe, a iron, a sun lamp fell on me once, and fell asleep on a heating pad that never shut off, and NOTHIN ever hurt worse, honestly, it was right up there with natural childbirth if one can believe that. i didnt know what to do, i ran downstairs and hubby gave me ice and i jumped into the tub and put ice water on myself, and soaked for hours, if it wasnt my hide and i wasnt embarassed to explain this to the drs i may have gone to the ER cause my biggest fear of all is scarring. i have BDD and already have massive body issues, so even lil things are huge to me, and i lost 1/2 my hair from botched extensions a couple months back, so im already on the edge, along with other stuff, so..this was and IS..huge, i couldnt even look at it, my husband was, and i just wanted to be lied to, but it was some burn, and lets just say i dont know when i'll be back in my booty shorts again, IF ever, cause if i have scars there, i just will DIE, and ive gotten scars from far less of burns, and cuts etc, and so im FLIPPIN. and i stayed up a big chunk of the night, the burning was soo intense, it felt like i was on fire. of course christmas dance cancelled. ill have to postpone, cause what i spent for the outfit, and ruinin new pricey shoes, ill be damned if this dont come out one more time, before it retires, lol. welp chucklin for the 1st time in days. ANYHOW, ive been wearin dresses, its very hard to sit, and bend, so it will be awhile and ill likely have gauze, but i want the pain to go first, but i felt that night like polin was over i got so down, i know sounds crazy. THEN hubby didnt wanna leave me for work, but at 2am he did, and i got a 6am call he's been in an accident, and he drives a big tractor trailer style truck w/o seat belts, and the roads were icy, he had spun out, and went down into an emabankment and hit the divider, so i didnt hear more until a couple hrs later, and he's 'ok', but shook up, and sore, it just feels like nothin good wants to happen to me, or to us, and i woke up yesterday with a bad cold, it just never fails. oh and i did ruin that chair to, but thats irrelavent, lol. dont worry hubby is ok, and i hope i will be to, i just had to vent again. im NOT good where these things are concerned. prayers for my butt, lol, i know how it sounds, are very welcomed, just a speedy recovery. welp like i said a slippery final pole dance until i feel better. no good moves just sloppy cause it was just warm up and the pole was soooo slick, it was bizarre. plans foiled, but what can u do? DONT USE THESE LIGHTS! merry christmas to all, i hope you get everything u desire and then some:) xoxo better times for 2008! ps- a particular thank you to joel for making me smile today and wishing me a very merry christmas, thanks for your video, your an absolute DOLL:) xoxo

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[silverado5469]

What more can I say without a doubt a 5 star performance. Your figure, dance and costume is by far outstanding. You need to be working in a high class gentlemens club, so many beautiful and talented dancers here on youtube you are excellent, just excellent. I hope you have a man in your life that can appreciate your talent. I know we do here especially ME. Merry Christamas Shelly and thank you for sharing this with us. You made my Christmas for sure. John B. Niles Ohio

[exdiva69]

aww thank you. hubby would never go for that one, but i still take that as a big compliment, cause i agree with you, that alot of ladies here would make great club dancers and alot of $, cuz their beautiful and talented, but for me, its for fun and sport, excelling, and for alot of them, the very same. i know i used to think of it soley as a gentlemans club thing, that has very obviously branched out into more! i appreciate your kid words john, bless u & im glad ur christmas was bright:) xoxo

[anomalousBiff]

Dear Santa,

'll make you a deal, you make her my elf, I'll bring YOU the presents,

'Wonderful

[exdiva69]

well? ok! lol, JK! hehe, thanks precious, your too sweet to be an elf:) thats so sweet thanks so much!

[littlecatkin]

5* as always, and while I know you might never accept the following, that doesn't make it any less true:

You are a beautiful, sexy woman. You have the most amazing figure, and I promise you, the flaws you find, will only ever be visable to you. You are a fantastic person, and always will be.

:D Happy Christmas! xxxxxxxxxxx

[exdiva69]

girl, your words sound so sweet, and like they cant possibly be directed towards me at the same time, however at that same time, i believe you mean what u say, and arent like some people who just try and pick u up, like a hubby or somethin like that, where they just want u to be happy and might lie to you, so you really did perk me up, i thank you precious. your such a doll, and i wish u all of the happiness in this world and then some! (hugs)

[blueskye33]

you are too cute with the little outfit!

i am so sorry for what happened to you...

hope your new years goes well!

[AngieScorpio83]

That was a great video thanks for doing us a xmassy theme xxx I have sent you a message hun. Hope things are looking up x

[thatlarawoman]

sorry to hear about all your problems shelley :-( your dancing was still great though. i particularly smiled at the bit where you jump in from the edge of the screen at about 4:15 ,because i do that a lot... my bed is right by my pole,its so much fun :-) i hope things get better for you from now on and give my good wishes to your husband xx

[JunkyardGlory]

Only you could hop around on that chair without getting killed. Love the costume and not used to seeing you in lipstick; it looks nice. Those socks are adorable!

[weaselman51]

I'm so glad you're videos are in HiQuality now, now you finally give me the hard-on you deserve haha :))

[REDKE71]

gosh sorry to hear about all the crazy accidents happening to you lately... great dance though, and merry christmas.

[telford51]

WOW that was outstanding wow do i miss my pole omg i fel im going outa myy mind with out my pole oh well ill be bk n u keep posting missy as that was amazing hope u had a fab xms xxx

[Mombuck]

Hey-I got a pipe burn too! Its on the inside of my right ankle. I had to use that silver whatever cream(hehe-I forgot the name) and it blistered like hell:) That was last spring before the car accident. Guess ya got company in the 'accident prone' boat:) Anyway-luv the chair bit! Watch those lamps! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS? Hey-my birthday is on Monday-is anyone celebrating theirs on that day too? Hope Christmas went well for ya Shelly:) xoxo

[TheSparklie]

Your welcome. :-)