Your Dad Paid For Porn

Your dad made an average of $4.00/hour at his first job and still managed to spend most of that on porn.
Even during a gas shortage your father would drive his Trans Am to the store to buy porn.
Your dad didnt grow his hair long to make a fashion statement, it was to save money for buying porn.
Your dad considered himself a mans man even though he wore bell bottom jeans, platforms, and silk shirts. He never got his porn by way of the five finger discount, he believed buying porn was a good investment. Porn ages like a fine wine.
Your dad would bogart his magazines under the bed on the shag carpet next to his choice platform shoes for easy access.
Your dad proved he wasnt a candy ass by paying $3.50 to watch porn in a room with 50 other guys
Your dad bought a VCR purely for watching bangin chicks go all the way with the hairiest men he has ever seen. Where do you think he got the idea for that bitchin gold chain?
Your dad is from a time where pin ups ruled and you were lucky to cop a feel. Porn was the best way to see a naked bunny.
There were no computers when your dad was young. He went to the counter with his porn in hand and paid with exact change and always looked the clerk in the eye and said Keep On Truckin

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• pay for porn
• your dad
• retro
• 1970's

[neptho]

Absolutely awesome, but it'll never be a meme.

[moneyrake]

Not trying to change behavior just having fun :)

[Kfied]

The message of this video is more important now than ever! Likes of Nacho and Rocco are too old to re-educate themselves.

[schoolboychannel]

this is pretty funny

[Vohlfied]

yeah..those supermodels who can get laid anytime they want have it SO HARD!

Funny though

[skarbel]

**Not very easy... Look here: bit,ly/2YzOT4 cool!!

[ididregister]

be a man and get a girl.. lol

[symphonia2008]

be a man and pay fr a porn! the msg is...

[trevdiddy]

This is awesome. From now on I will be paying for porn...........sometimes

[FEELMYTUBEoCOM]

Awesome :D