Are you lonesome tonight (Senior Citizen Version)

This is the Senior citizen version of "Are you lonesome tonight"
Sung by me in the style of Elvis

http://home.comcast.net/~jwwaller/elvis/

Are you lonesome tonight?
Does your tummy feel tight?
Did you bring your Mylanta and Tums?
Does your memory stray, to that bright sunny day, when you had all your teeth and your gums?
Is your hairline receding, your eyes growing dim? Histerectomy for her and it's prostate for him.
Does your back give you pain?
Do your knees predict rain?
Tell me Dear, are you lonesome tonight?
(spoken)
Is your blood pressure up?
Good cholesterol down?
Are you eating your lowfat cuisine?
All that oat bran & fruit, Metamucil to boot, helps you run like a well oiled machine.
If it's football or baseball,
He sure knows the score.
Yes he knows where it's at, but forgets what it's for.
So your gallbladder's gone, but your gout lingers on.
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
When your hungry, he's not.
When your cold, he is hot.
Then you start that old thermostat war.
When you turn out the light.
He goes left, you go right.
Then you hear his great symphonic snore.
He was once so romantic, so witty and smart. How did he turn out to be, such a cranky old fart?
(sung)
So don't take any bets, it's as good as it gets.
Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight?

Thank you, thank you very much.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Are you lonesome tonight
• Elvis Presley
• Senior Citizens

[jessie101ist]

I have just had the best laugh, awsome video, so reminded me of my dear old dad who is 85 yrs old. He is often caught short when he goes shopping, and comes home with a pee trail running down his trouser leg! Poor thing, but I just say dont worry just laugh about it. He is such a gentleman too! I guess we all have to travel down that road one day. Thanks John for the share and good laugh!

[Keoniwa929]

Thank you Jessie101ist....

John

[grammaelvis]

loved it john,  loved the 1 maggan sent too but yours is best brought a smile to my face

[Keoniwa929]

Thank you Marlene, I enjoyed doing this for us seniors.......

John

[annemaree]

Thankyou John for this funny, cute and great share!

*manystars

[Keoniwa929]

Thank you very much Annemaree. I've done this twice live at an oldies convention & people were laughing so hard they could hardly stay in there seats.

John

[Inky261]

this is cool!

[hwaj5300]

five star

funny

[saannie25]

I just had the most laugh I've had in a long time, thanks for sharing this and show the young ppl what they have to look forward to when they approach senior years. LOL

[jessie101ist]

Your Welcome my lovely, it is good to have a good laugh!! Big hugs Jessie xxxx

[Keoniwa929]

Thank you very much Jean, Glad you liked it. Maybe it's time for me to do the Elvis version...........John

[Keoniwa929]

Hi Bobby, I've recieved all positive comments on this, both from seniors, (like me) and Elvis fans alike. It's for fun only. I wouldn't harm anyone. This goes over big at senior citizen gatherings, they love it.......................Yours

John

[Keoniwa929]

Thank you Adem................John

[Keoniwa929]

Thank you very much Lilian....John