Doug Stanhope: Voice of America - ABORTION IS GREEN

Doug Stanhope comes out against the front hole in episode 4 of Charlie Brooker's Newswipe Series 2..."I'm Doug Stanhope and that's why I drink."

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[Castigar2000]

I will never have children. Every day at the fucking mall I work at, all I see are MILFs who are no longer available because they gotta push that double stroller all over the place. Stanhope could not be more right.

[5inchestofreedom]

For all the "my freedom is being inhibited" POV people it seems like you don't seem to understand that Doug is only saying that having kids is making matters worse, not helping anything as it relates to the environment. When population growth reaches a tipping point just be aware freedom won't matter at all, survival will trump everything. Just remember your need to have kids is what caused the problem. Btw I have no children, by choice.

[thSubliminalCriminal]

Think of that evil octomom bitch....mother earth takes a beating

[VitriolicAC]

People say one day I'll understand the miracle of babies. That one day my girlfriend and I will look into each others eyes and decide we want to bring a relationship destroying, money burning, unhappy, ungrateful dream-eater into our lives. That I'll see why I need to cum inside someone so I can +1 to humanity's directionless roster. The only miracle there is me not blowing my brains out.

I say let the religious fundies have 8 kids. They can fight over this shitheap if they want it so badly.

[sureshot732]

@jorrillabear he speaks the truth

[ingeborgsjon]

@JeffTheDude777 Search for "How Many People Can Live on Planet Earth? (part 1 of 6)"

[singleplaya0]

@lovemidget it's Beethoven, Symphony No.7

[singleplaya0]

@IshadaKatzteilov instead of spewing bitterness you could just correct him/her

[5inchestofreedom]

@JeffTheDude777 this guy has to be trolling haha. There is no way anyone can be that stupid. I haven't been duped like that in a while. By that same logic, overpopulation isn't either currently happening or won't/can't happen, because physics doesn't apply to Earth as a whole. See, even if the entire land mass was covered with people side by side we would be fine because people don't need food or usable farmland to live. We just need the internet.