"Kiss My Leprosy" original song by us "Certifiable"

this is a song about unconditional love but taken to the extreme lyrics,
Pullout my hair
With the greatest of ease
Lose my left nut in the swing of a breeze
Feel the tug of privacy
Oh please kiss my leprosy

Would you love me if my hand breaks
Off while Im shaking yours
Will you love me if my ears
Fall onto the floor
Will you love me if it seems
My nose is hanging by a thread
Will you love me if my skin
Flakes off into my bed

Never know what Im gonna lose,
I hope its not you
When I see you
My chin drops to the floor
I bite my tongue
And lick my sores
Would you love me if my eye
pops out during conversation
Will you love me if my dick
Jumps away during masturbation
Would you love me if my toes
Broke loose inside my shoes
Would you love me if Im a leper
Its a life I did not choose

When Im half the man you wont
Love me anymore. I did not choose to
Be a leper

Dont go to pieces , let me do that.
My tears have loosened my eyes from their socket

Will you love me if my foot
Comes loose from my scrawny leg
Would you love me if my neck
No longer can support my head
Would you love me if my fingers
Are no longer there to feel and touch
Will you really love me,
Do you mind very much?

My heart is sinking
Someone want to pick up that guys jaw?
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[THEwilliamcheek]

Wow. THIS is definitely weird! Certainly an unpleasant sort of listening experience - and I mean that in the best way possible. I think. I mean, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what you were going for.

[coopkabob]

@THEwilliamcheek everyone needs a little dark humor now and then

[MicknFumi]

hahaha awesome song mate : )

[coopkabob]

@MicknFumi thanks man , nice to see i made a laugh in australia.

[lduk]

Will you love me if my dick

Jumps away during masturbation

LMFAO. Wow, your really went out on this one lol.

[coopkabob]

@lduk lol thanks,fortunately, no footage was shown for that line. lol staggeringthorax is one the members of certifiable, he's the one who sang the chorus lines on this one.

[coopsmusicvision]

@Rutle hahaha thanks again,it was fun, cant wait to see what madness you come up with as well. i really appreciate you stopping by to check out my stuff

[Rutle]

Love the video, has a cool punk sound to this, nice touch of humour too.

[gkoz791]

not bad.. very different, but not bad.. kinda grows on ya haha..

[ThomasRugglesPynchon]

Muack - muacK!

[testpatternpt1]

Also, stuck in my head. Surprisingly catchy. Nice.

[testpatternpt1]

Wow...good bongo-age.

[soulofbass]

this is freaky hilarious

[SPACEFACE70]

That was a shocker... Not bad at all....