Starship Act 1 Part 9

Bug forsakes the Hive and leaves it forever in favor of meeting the mysterious Pincer, a bug who lives outside the Hive, deep in his own hole in the ground. But who is Pincer? Friend or foe? Are his intentions as noble as they seem, or is Pincer about to put a twist into this plot? In any case, it's time to Kick It Up a Notch!

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"Kick It Up a Notch" Lyrics (by Darren Criss):
PINCER: Scales and exoskeletons?
Why, they pale in comparison
To a body that is covered up by skin

We get rid of those antennae
Give you hair, and clothes and then I
Add two eyes & and a nose and my boy, that is only
The    be-gin-ing....

BUG: What are you saying?
PINCER: You become a Starship Ranger

Listen, my little friend. We are friends, after all. I used to have my fair share of doubts and fears, and they quite literally almost ate me alive... but NO. I took charge! I pushed it to the limit! So you gotta be strong! Be tough! To coin a phrase, be a man... 

You've gotta 
Kick it up a notch
If you're ever gonna reach your goal
You can't sit around a watch
Your destiny's in your control

Go 'head and kick it up a notch
If your life is at a level too low
There's no attempt that you can botch
When all you gotta do is just give it a go
But then again what do I know?

What I see right there
Is a prisoner
Who's sitting on top of the key

So kick it up a notch
If you're ever wanna be free

BUG: Wow. To be a real Starship Ranger... it'd be the greatest thing in the world!
PINCER: It would, wouldn't it? A bug in a human body. You could be the link between our kind and their's.
BUG: But I---
MOSQUITO BROS: Shhhhhhhh---

All you gotta do is
Kick it up a notch
To dig yourself outta this hole
You wanna have the things they got?
Then you gotta give that dice a roll

NEATO:
Kid, kick it up a notch!
What's the point of less when there is more?
SWEETHEART
Have a cigar
VEETO:
A glass a' scotch

When opportunity knocks at your door
You let him in and then ya settle the score

PINCER:




Life is short so




Before it's o ----ver

PINCER & MOSQUITO BROS:
Take a chance and think it through

PINCER:
You'd better
Kick it up a notch
It's the human thing to do....


It's a big, big, universe

So many dimensions
And unanswered questions,
Not to mention, life
What an invention, life

There's no choice involved in what you are given
One mind, one voice, one body to live in

But

You wanna be a starship ranger
Or is that a dream that you forgot?
You wanna be a starship ranger?
Cause this might be your one and only shot!

PINCER: So here's your choice Bug. You can go on leading your meaningless existence, or you could take everything you've ever wanted. All I ask is that when you befriend the humans, you bring them to me. What do you say?
BUG: I...I...

I think I'll kick it up a notch
I don't care about the queen or the hive 

PINCER: "that's the spirit!"

Kick em all straight in the crotch!

BUG: "yeah!"


BUG & PINCER: who are they to deprive Us of wantin to

[PINCER proceeds to strap BUG into the thingy]

PINCER:




Kick it up a notch




Never give yourself a reason to doubt  
You gotta strike it while it's hot
Cause that's what living is all about

BUG: (same time) I'm gonna be a Starship Ranger!

PINCER:
My dear Bug, it's time the lights went OUT!!!

BUG: Goodbye, Pincer. I love you!
PINCER: Goodbye, Bug. See you on the other side! (Bug is rolled off)
VEETO: I know that we're suckers, but that guy's a sucker!
PINCER: Yes! What a dumbass. Break out the good china-boys. Tonight we dine again!




Kick it up a notch




OH my plan is all about to unfold




Lets put a   twist into this plot!




Bug, go fourth, do everything that I've told ya




PINCER & MOSQUITO BROS:
When we kick it up a notch




MOSQUITO BROS:
It's blood for us!

PINCER:
 And brains for me!




I'm gonna let this little snot




Be everything he's wanted to be     But only because I know he'll actually

Feed my hunger for flesh




I'll need it warm and fresh
OH, Pincer you're in for a treat




Let's kick it up a notch




So at last
I'll have 
Human meat!!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• StarKid
• Starship
• A Very Potter Musical
• A Very Potter Sequel
• Me And My Dick
• musical
• space
• Bug
• bugs
• alien
• aliens
• funny
• sci fi
• science fiction
• music
• singing
• dancing
• Darren Criss
• TeamStarKid
• Puppy-Kitties
• puppet
• puppets

[ryuzaki1492]

Holy crap, lupin CAN sing. Plot twist

[Joypiratesings]

I absolutely love how Little Mermaid orientated this is.

I wanna be a Starship ranger - Part of that World.

Kick it up a notch- Poor Unfortunate Souls, the song the two eels sing

Beauty- Under the Sea.

You can tell it's inspired by it, but it's so different making it completely original and awesome. :DD

[Joypiratesings]

@AvaNikol Haha, yeah. I was more on about the musical aspect, but you're totally right. XD

[LexieVelocity]

I think this song just gave me an eargasm...

[AvaNikol]

@Joypiratesings Actually, it's probably based off of several VERY bad movies mostly Starship Troopers.

[LilKittyCatRawr]

Everybody! Bonnie was Herman Munster from an old TV show called The Munsters, she wasn't Herman monster.

[yanjudson]

ahh bug is not allowed to sing or dance!

[monkey12911]

@dededecastro "herman-monster" aka bonnie is no longer a starkid

[xmen1stclassfan]

Moses is the tail

[Loobylooishify]

Respect due to Dylan for being able to hold his arms above his ehad for so long....He deserves an award xD

[dededecastro]

What happened to Herman-monster

[alyssheart3]

So good... I get the chills so bad at this part. I wanna be a starship ranger!