nutrition song--extra credit

Get ready for this beat
Its all about what you eat
Its a song and he's got his strat
Drink ex-lax so u can crap
Fiber is good, beef is wack
Eat too much and youll have a heart attack
Cuz its got a lot of saturated fat

If youre a fan of car-bo-hy-drates
Youd better re-e-va-lu-ate
Youre okay if its 15 grams a day
So your energy wont decay
But it better be whole grains or vegetables
So you better make sure to read those labels
Theyre not there for decoration
Theyre there for your education

Every growing teen needs their proteins
So you better go buy some beans
Most proteins are polypeptides
So what foods are they inside?
Eggs, milk, tofu, chicken
All foods that are finger-lickin—good
Roast beef, cheese, fish and yogurt
None of those foods to your diet will hurt

Listen to us, we know whats good
Were college kids, freshmen rule
I know you thought our song was great
If you dont believe me, you just wait
Later on after your foods been digested
And you realize your butts congested
Its all because the foods you ate were wrong
bet you should have listened to our song

elyse mercado and donovan dawson for professor merly extra credit HUN 2000 MWF 9am

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Entertainment

Tags:

• professor merly
• extra credit
• HUN 2000
• nutrition
• elyse mercado
• donovan dawson

[ThePillarOfAutumn1]

i wouldve rather failed the class than to do this lol

[amazinggelyse]

yeaaa failing was not an option. and i actually would have if i hadnt have done this :X

[amazinggelyse]

well i look horrible :D yay :(

[cristabelisapimp]

i like :)

[luvinmiffin]

drink ex-lax so you can crap?! LOL

[DonDawson18]

Wow, I shouldve tuned my guitar after the 3rd try. lol