"Toking" with Lawrence Welk

This must be television history. Do you think Lawrence Welk smoked weed? And this is his way of putting it out there, calling getting wasted a "Modern Spritual"? Weed always made me wax spiritual, that's for sure!

When Jesus farted it smelled like raspberries-sweet!

It's really hard to get shirts like that nowadays.

Vain boastful words from an enemy already defeated.

The Reaper guard's the darkened Gates
That Satan calls his home
Demons feed the furnace where
The Dead are free to roam
Lonely children of the night
There's seven ways to go
Each leading to the burning hole
The Lucifer controls
Priests of Hades seek the sacred star
Satan sees the answer lies not far
Zombies screaming souls cry out to you
Satanic laws prevail your life is through
Pray to the moon... when it is round
Death with you shall then abound
What you seek... for can't be found

This and the Sister Ray performance are the classics of the time period. (yes, I know Sister Ray was fake)

Sweet jesus...

The declaration of independence was written on a substance that we can now be arrested for.

Now that's one toke over the line.

Incredible song. Someday it will be legal my brothers. blaze on

Hey, the song mentions Jesus AND Mary, so it's GOTTA be a spiritual, right? Never mind all the puffy, squinty eyes in the band.....

I bet that chick could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.