Happy Thanksgiving from Sam Harris ... and Sarah Palin!

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Happy Thanksgiving from Sam Harris
... and Sarah Pain???

Sam is off to stuff himself with his family, and Sarah is getting ready to cook her turkey... but not without showing us the evisceration process of poultry.

Bush named the lucky turkey "Pumpkin" (based on votes) and the backup turkey (in an undisclosed location) is named "Pecan". However, he really should have named them "Scooter" and "Ted" in honor of Scooter Libby and Ted Stevens.

Evisceration processes remove the internal organs of the poultry. Hearts, livers, gizzards, and necks may also be cleaned and packaged in evisceration. This operation includes the following tasks:

Task 1:
Rehang: Hangs carcasses back for further processing down line.
Task 2:
Opener (Vent Opener): Manually cuts open the bird.
Task 3:
Neck Breaker: Cuts the neck.
Task 4:
Oil Sack Cutter: Cuts and removes the oil sack.
Task 5:
Arranger: Arranges viscera for USDA inspector.
Task 6:
Giblet Harvester: Separates giblets and viscera.
Task 7:
Gizzard Harvester: Removes the gizzard.
Task 8:
Gizzard Table Operator: Manually trims and cleans gizzards.
Task 9:
Gizzard Table-Peeler Operator: Moves the gizzard over rollers to remove the skin.
Task 10:
Heart and Liver Cutter/Inspector: Cuts and inspects hearts and livers.
Task 11:
Bagger: Places hearts, livers, gizzards and paws into bags.
Task 12:
Lung Vacuumer: Removes lungs and kidneys.
Task 13:
Backup Eviscerator: Verifies that carcass is eviscerated.

Happy Holidays everyone!

Love, Sarah Palin
almost Vice President,
and considering a Presidential run in 2012

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[jckdeit]

The election is over can we finally stop dragging her throught the mud.

[SamHarrisCOM]

Happy Thanksgiving!

[ShalloeThought]

Sarah Palin 2012 Armageddon 2013 !!! Halleluia

[ElfBoyProduction]

And that could have been our Vice President.

THANK the Good Heavens almighty she isn't.

However we could have probably got some really good behind the scenes footage.

[l337pwnage]

me hungry for a turkey sammich.

[edpleasure]

@TackyLuau What is wrong with showing the turkey being processed on TV? There is nothing wrong with it, just because you don't have the heart to watch does not make it wrong. I am against pain, suffering and cruelty to animals but this video is not wrong.

[rooflee]

@ElfBoyProduction You mean.... Thank the good voters.... RIght?

[dkw12002]

Meanwhile, the turkey killer in the background is thinking, "I wonder if I should wring this turkey's neck now or wait till she stops yaking."

[Morlock27]

I hate the presidential pardon of a turkey. It is as if the turkey committed a crime. How about instead the president just declares emancipation of the animals.

[nutinhereye]

die turkey die

[1PAcouchpotato]

What? whats valhalla?

[bobmccollar]

Dude, this happens everyday, all over the world. And that guy who put those turkeys in got fired for that. How many people know this? While everyone pretends they are so upset by this, that guy got fired for doing his job. Yuk it up, folks.

[johnclavis]

Turkey Valhalla?