How to Start Smoking: The Will to Never Quit

Gerard, the world's most world-renowned Smoking Facilitator, inspires his students to run a marathon. They have everything they need: guts, determination, cigarettes -- and a complete lack of training.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• marathon
• quitting
• kicking
• cessation
• habit
• addiction
• how
• to
• start
• smoking
• facilitator
• gerard

[angryticked]

you're dumb!

[GTAstuntman101]

it's better safe than sorry, it's better quitting than die

[cooldaddy1234567]

for the same reasons i never quit on my dream of dying from a freak dildo accident, so god knows i still try, will smoking help my cause?

[drclaw411]

you'll burn just like your own lungs are now. did you really hate your loving mother so much that you need to do this? your point is proving, you're a rebel. good for you. enjoy the pain of cancer. ive seen it kill family members. it's hell. but, hey, you get to smoke, therefore you win whatever you were trying to win!

[JosephMBoyer]

i dont get it

[DjEyesOpen]

quitteres never win ... thats the real truth =)

[Donjuanantoine]

People who smoke love smoking. So Fuck off.

[GTAstuntman101]

what shits! i'm a quitting facilitator, and an FAA investigator based in New York

[crazy87jim]

and so is cancer :)