GTA Liberty City Stories: LCFR - Heartland Values (pt1)

Stream: http://youtube.com/stream?u=MauroBellissimo&i=0

This program is a talk show parodying The Dr. Phil Show (though Dr. Phil's show started in 2003, five years after the year LCS takes place). It has a live in-studio audience and is hosted by a southern hillbilly/Redneck named Nurse Bob. The name "Nurse Bob" is itself a reference to talk show host Dr. Phil, as evidenced by similar or near-direct Dr. Phil quotes made by Nurse Bob. (e.g. "My definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly, and expecting different results." which can be heard a number of times on The Dr. Phil Show). The show's cancellation by 2001 could be seen as a sign of the times, as talk shows lost popularity by this point. Nurse Bob also appears to be a devout Christian—as many stereotypical hillbillies/Rednecks are—and threatens many of his callers that if they don't shape up, they will be burning for eternity in the fiery pits of Hell. He also hints at lusting after his mother-in-law and having been molested by his father as a child. He insults those whom he finds incorrect by referring to them as "windbags" and other names.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• chatterbox
• city
• free
• gta
• heartland
• issues
• lazlow
• lcfr
• liberty
• pressing
• radio
• stories
• values
• vcpr
• vice

[panther0567]

"oh mikey what did you do in your pants again?"

"shut up bitch! jesus, cut me some slack!" ahahaha

[AZngsta2]

you can also here about him on the radio in GTASA

[07johngabz]

Sex is not a natural act!!!! wahahahahahaha

[Mickybo92]

heartland values with your host nurse Bill O'Reilly

[SubwayAddictor]

"Sometimes we do get confused with these cartoon specials on the TV.

Look, life ain't a carTOON!"

"I'm toilet trained, I'm 45!"

[L4drocker]

I don't mean how many hams you got in the oven and how much large you put in the cheesecake ! LMAO XD !! HAHAH!

[L4drocker]

Get on the treadmill FATTE !

[ShadowKiri]

whos leaningon their left elbow xD trying to find out why some of these make sense

[batistaFURY]

@WillHurricane and it sure as hell in a handbasket ain't no game!

[FrozenTundraofHell]

I'm toilet trained, I'm 45!

[shad0wMata]

start thinking and stop stinkin. damn right!

[UsAndThem94]

Well you're just gona have to get happy in same nappy you just got crappy in! I'm totally trained and I'm 45!