Zelda WITH LYRICS

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You can own the new scorchin' hot version of Zelda With Lyrics in beautiful CD quality on the brentalfloss CD, available on iTunes here http://j.mp/BF-on-iTunes and Amazon here http://amzn.com/B003J9D26I You can also buy the physical version (a must for any collector) at http://screwattackstore.com !

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Music composed by Koji Kondo
Lyrics by brentalfloss
Arranged & recorded by brentalfloss

LYRICS:
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Do you recognize this music? ...Well duh!
Why?
'Cause it's the motherfuckin' Legend of Zelda!

I'm an old man and this cave is my home
Take this it's dangerous to go alone
Now, Journey across a spooky land
You hold in your hand
a sword that shoots laser beams

Won't you feel like a man, dressed up like Peter Pan,
on a quest greater than your dreams!
(Than your dreams, than your dreams, fleemy geemy deemy)
Go, Link!
From here to over there, you'll find Ganon's lair,
C'mon it's your destiny!

Trust the hero inside, but if you're terrified, purchase the strategy guide from me
(Fourteen dollars, also tax, here ya go now)
Zelda is helpless and distraught, but mostly she's hot
So hurry!

Just steady thy course,
Go find that Triforce
then take it by force!
And maybe she'll touch your wang, touch your wang, touch your thang, rang-a-dang-a-lang

Go, Link!
Get your man on!
Seek out Ganon!
Go invade his barricade!
Stick your blade in, save the maid 'n you just might get...
laid!
Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh

It's dangerous to go alone...take this!
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[4swordmedia]

o yeah i want to get some of that pixelated zelda action!!!

[bloodraven432]

The difference between Link and Peter Pan is that Link isn't going from house to house asking young children to go with him to Neverland where they can be forever young and play together.

[zeldafan301]

Link: Hey dont touch my girl!!!!!!

[Jacobgamemaster]

this is one of my favs man you need to do a video game parody of chrono cross man i know you could come up with something epic and funny as hell man that would be cool.

[Jacobgamemaster]

dude you are so cool and very funny i love all your songs you do lyrics for keep up the good work man.

[ConverseAndSharpies]

bahahaha!!!!

[Bloxy123]

Headbanging with facial hair...

This seems extremely fun.

[TheSlothStyle]

The greatest song I have ever heard.

[thesatellite54]

You did great with Zelda and Zelda II. Now... how 'bout one for A Link to the Past? :O

[DracoSilverClaw]

"Then mayyyybeeee she'll touch your wang, touch your wang, touch your thing, ring-a-dingalanng" Lmfao....doing the sprinkler while saying that..how the hell could you keep a straight face with that?! xD

[BlueAwesomeness121]

Pixel Zelda... *drool*