I GOT A CELL PHONE!

i was 10, and it's a Juke.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• verizon
• cell
• phone
• samsung
• juke
• excited
• 10
• year
• old
• girl
• gets

[82Crazy4]

This is where it all starts.

First she has a phone. When she's 15 she's gonna be attracted to a boy. At 16 she will get into a car accident for texting and talking while driving and intoxicated. Then at 17 she'll be pregnant and at 18 she will be doing porn.

And the cycle starts over 9 years later.

Liked my story?! There's a 3% percent of this happening... for her at least.

[TaylorMathews1Fan]

wowww. i didint get a phone till my freshmen year in highschool!!

[rwneudeck]

@TaylorMathews1Fan i know but gotta acsept the 21 fist century kids like me

[horseobsessed120]

If you're still wearing those pajamas....you're too young.

[cutecake1231]

ewww u nasty toe sucker

[CaptinObviousKateLyn]

She's Super Happy, So She Sucks Her Toe...?

[ThePKMNCHAMP]

SHe has a better phone thane me. Good thing you didn't buy a Sharp KIN ONEm. IT is 99 Cents but it is the worst phone voted over the internet...

[CarsMan999000]

The old flipperoo eh?

[mackenzierhodestheaw]

i didnt turn my volume down

[harrynikolaou]

serisouly.... ;<

[norcal100000]

Soooooooooooooooooo... imature i mean sucking your toe NASTY