I'm Poor (Jarrett Sorko)

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Lyrics:
I'm poor. Can I borrow a dollar dude?
I'm poor. I can't even afford food.
I'm poor. The bottoms of my shoes are glued,
Cause no one wants to buy pictures of me nude.

I'm poor. All of my clothes are sewn.
I'm poor. I'll be denied a loan.
I'm poor. I still live at home,
And I use toilet water as cologne

I'm the illest rapper but I can't afford pills
My shirt's older than me cause it's from Good Will
And my phone bill is just way too high
Can't text a payphone so I don't reply

Or drive, my 96 Avenger ain't fast
But that's ok because I can't afford gas
Window's cracked, duct tape door handles
And I save up my earwax so I can make some candles

I can't go to school cause I'm still in debt
That's ok cause everything they teach you is on the internet
And yet, this economy's got me looking in the trash
Because I still consider $20 a lot of cash

Cell phone ringing cause my credit card is maxed
While I'm in line at the Dollar Store struggling to pay tax
I wanna wax my palms, but I never went to prom,
And you like this hoodie? Well it used to be my moms.

I'm poor. Can I borrow a dollar dude?
I'm poor. I can't even afford food.
I'm poor. The bottoms of my shoes are glued,
Cause no one wants to buy pictures of me nude.

I'm poor. All of my clothes are sewn.
I'm poor. I'll be denied a loan.
I'm poor. I still live at home,
And I use toilet water as cologne

I can't afford gel, I use Elmer's Glue
And It's still in my hair cause I'm too poor for shampoo
What am I supposed to do at Christmas
When my bank account is acting like a pessimist

I wanna be rich but I don't have a career
I mean birthday's are the only time I make money each year
So I wanna be clear, when I'm done rapping
I gotta stock up on some ketchup from Burger King

And I can't even afford organized sports at all
When I play frisbee, I use a soccer ball
I eat Kraft Dinner, not escargot
And instead of spinners, my car has mold

So I guess, that yes, I'm gonna die depressed
Cause Toy Story 3 doesn't come on VHS
And I possess a DVD player but it doesn't work right
Cause my TV's like my parents, it's black and white

I'm poor. Can I borrow a dollar dude?
I'm poor. I can't even afford food.
I'm poor. The bottoms of my shoes are glued,
Cause no one wants to buy pictures of me nude.

I'm poor. All of my clothes are sewn.
I'm poor. I'll be denied a loan.
I'm poor. I still live at home,
And I use toilet water as cologne

I put my focus on cans each and every day
Like an annoying school teacher who prefers the word may
And I pray that ripped jeans still stay in style
Cause the ones I have been ripped for a while

So put you hands up if you're broke as fuck
And you want to win the lottery but you have no luck
I know sometimes it sucks but I find it strange
That now I'm the one asking homeless people for change

I'd give you my 2 cents but it's meant for rent
Everyday I gotta repent on what I spent like it's Lent
And I'm content that I can't grow a beard, man it's okay
Cause my armpit hair's so bad that I put it in braids

Latte, at Starbucks but my wallet's hurt
So I'm making fresh ground coffee, with dirt
My dog was too expensive, I couldn't keep him dude
I had to trade him in for some Chinese food

I'm poor. Can I borrow a dollar dude?
I'm poor. I can't even afford food.
I'm poor. The bottoms of my shoes are glued,
Cause no one wants to buy pictures of me nude.

I'm poor. All of my clothes are sewn.
I'm poor. I'll be denied a loan.
I'm poor. I still live at home,
And I use toilet water as cologne
(chorus repeat)

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[Muffinpwn]

I love seeing you in places that's practically down the street from me haha.

[tlawford]

Gorgeous blonde hair - a total turn on, cant get enough

[ddddddddafsd]

:-D funny

[Jsahneiltbhy]

nirvana. yummy.

[MultiMariolover]

dont worry i am too

[kodiemiles234]

@anason888 did you throw something? (i would have)

[kodiemiles234]

wow that's really funny dude. I'd like you to know I'm living in poverty. Oh and....Nirvana sucks.

[winstomp]

lmao whats with the black guy stuff all the time?

[NpopGG]

0:52 Long ass bricks.

[newfyjig]

"I'm poor!".....texts on iPhone.

[misskcbabiie06]

@JDJCMusic where is that cave thingy ?

[harryxia777]

nice work !!! dude , this video is very funny.