What's up world, my name is Lloyd G. Smith aka LGSmitty. Im practicing to be a comedian/artist so for my first project I made a cd like Weird Al, where I took the original song and did parodies of them. For the record I don't think I can sing by any means haha. If I went to American Idol I'd be out day one lol. I just like to have fun and try and make people laugh in this uptight world. Big thanks to all the original artists whose songs I choose to remake. Thanks for making your music so I could do my parody thing to them. And for the record i do not sell my cds because they are industry beats. They are free. Big ups to my home town of Ithaca, NY. UPState baby! And shout out to my family and friends who supported and continue to support my dreams. And a special shout out to Tony Gantt unplantedseed who helped me start all this, to Roc-E Ramsey for doing his thing on the tracks and my ninja Mongoose and L-Cid and the rest of the UPS(Unplantedseed) family. Here is my 1st cd I Need A Laugh Hope you all enjoy and God Bless everyone. Peace.
Heard Chris Brown & T-Pain's Freeze song and some dishes and sneezes later i had to Weird AL it.
song lyrics:
Man i need some alergy medicine
What you got benedryl? Nah i immune to that
I need some Claritin another box of tissues a new trash bag and a sinus transplant
Man what time is it? i need to go to CVS
What im waiting on? Lets Go!
Winters finally gone and spring will be here soon
Cuz trees are getting buds and the flowers starting to bloom
And i and i can hardly even breath, im stuffed up
Man my eye is itching nose is just a running
Thats everyday for me nothing but (clear throar, sniff) and snotting
I call my eyes daddy cuz they're always puffy, i cant see
I couldnt sleep at night because i could not breath
That strip for your nose didnt work for me
And i've lost count of how many times i've sneezed!
Achoo! Bless you. Get a tissue man!
Paper towel is sand paper it wont work
Im just gonna wipe it on the inside of my shirt
Yo that girls not lookin-she seen you!- oh sh** !
I think i need to get myself a handkerchief
Yea i got it bad but my sister has it worse
A few who have them they say that its not fair
Not me cuz all i know is im not shoveling, we're salt free
Someone just cut their grass and there's pollen everywhere
Im coughing up that flem flem im so congested
And i cant get my fingers out of my eye and i sound like Keith Sweat
Like the cartoon on the Simpson's im all Itchy and Scratchy
Will someone call Ben Stein tell him i need some Visine
And i've lost count of how many times ive sneeze
Achoo! I think thats like 21 man. goodlooks man
Meds aren't working got me all drowsey
Like your personality im feeling pretty lousy
Try some nasal spray? No man!
Nothing goes up the nose no Lohans
You can get a shot in your arm(been there)
Some people take pills(done that)
I go to GreenStar! for the tea called Allergies
It helps stop my attacks when im driving 60 almost crashed, down 13 baby
Another sneeze attack that was 7 back to back
Now my eyes are bloodshot, you think im high dont ya?
Tis the season to be sneezing, if you dont know now you do
So dont judge me
Feels like my nose is in a half nelson cuz i cant breath
Tissue jammed up there for some temporary relief
No one take a step over here cuz i just sneezed
I lost my contact- oh thats gone- why'd you step on it?
People come like Fat Albert like "Hey hey hey"
I know you know where i can get me some Yay
I seen you rubbing your nose man give me some blow
Fall back man that's a no bueno
Nah for real though fall back with all that
Your rubbing your nose cuz you got that yay fever
Im over here just living i was born with Hay fever
Man your house is real dusty and you got a cat here
Excuse me i have to SNEEZE! Excuse me
I used Vicks vapor rub because i could not breath
And my air filter of course it just stop working
Ok im at CVS they got all i need
Say what? its closed!
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