I'M A FLIRT (and I'm married)

Hi Darling! WIN $$$$ FOR FUNNIEST COMMENT!!!!!

I adore you so much I've dreamed up
a rollicking contest for you. The winner
gets a $100 gift certificate at Amazon.

It goes to the genius who writes the
funniest!
cleverest!
wittiest!
comment on the new Ask E. Jean video (I'm a Flirt)
on You Tube.

You may enter (i.e. leave as many comments)
as you like.

Contest closes August 25th at 3:00 p.m. EST.

All decisions by judges (i.e. old E. Jean) are
final.

AND HERE IS THE WINNER:

There were so many juicy, clever comments,
I had to lay on the linoleum and roll with
laughter for about 43 minutes.

I must declare two runners-up. You will
both receive $25 Amazon Gift Certificates . . .

Drum Roll . . .

Dratmmm and Decafeine.

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Let me see . . .
Uh . . .

The hilarious Hoolagirls57!! A big fat Amazon Gift
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Ravishing Regards,
E. Jean

Next week the grand prize will be a $150 Amazon Gift Certificate!!!!!

E. Jean was nominated for an Emmy for writing for Saturday Night Live and is the author of HUNTER: The Strange and Savage Life of Hunter S. Thompson.

Art by James Gustavson
http://www.SilentJames.com

Music by Elizabeth Anderson
http://www.ElizabethAnderson.org

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[densarrow]

...I thought the whole point of marriage was to put an end to mouth-to-salami contact...

[GWsMysteria]

WOW! I guess my man must be one of the luckest few on the planet. I don't care to flirt as he is all and everything I need and would NEVER day dream about being with another. As I see it, to day dream about being with another, while claiming devotion to another is just plain disrespectful to the one your with and it is also a sign your needs are not being meet in your current relationship.

[jesseeinblau]

The music was the best part.

[wolfdasauto]

LOVE YOUR LEGS OH YOU GOT MY ATTENTION MAMA

[megabob1958]

what a hot babe

[pitguarddog45]

oh my god wish i was the rug you walked and stood on your a goddess

[LoveFeetPantyhosed]

Nice legs!

[monas]

i am going to poop in yout face

[sblwarrior75]

"It's like a diet" well diets can go wrong too

[djc0248]

Love your sexy legs in that petticoat!

[MrPatriciodumas]

TE PASO LA LENGUA POR ESAS MEDIAS ...MMMMM

[MrPatriciodumas]

TE PASO LA LENGUA POR ESAS MEDIAS ...MMMMM