The Sinister Secret of Hackdirt

A detective-noir tribute starring Abraham Lincoln as the rough and daring detective, and Lyanda Deschenes as the femme fetale.

Also starring Norbert Lelles, Langley, and Vlanhonder Moslin.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• oblivion
• noir
• abraham
• lincoln
• detective
• president

[MyLordPariah]

too long intro quit after 2 mins of boredom sorry, pHayiL

[talath1221]

Yeah, what can I say? It's fail.

[kudeeray]

during the first part I'm sitting there like GET ON WITH THE DAMN MOVIE ROFL

[talath1221]

Yeah, that's a common complaint. Too much pretentious artistic liberty! :)

[pfeutzeneutre]

Right on! That's quality right there.

[marilynwann]

Noir never looked so black! Mid-Atlantic speech pattern never sounded so silent! A masterpiece!!!

[MrNubshow]

Why's he so tall? He dwarfed everyone else. And what year is this in? I didn't know they had cameras in the Medieval times.

Other than that, Good video. Funny how you swapped the Argonian for the human.

[hudscp]

there goes ten minutes of my life ill never be getting back... but it was well worth it :)

[haloguy7771]

meh



[spiderpigking3]

bravo!bravo! that was a true master piece well done!

[xFLYBATx]

Kululu tut ne figuriruet

[Dionysius8421]

Iä!

[Roxashasnoheart]

i freaking hate hackdirt the bible in hackdirt is the scariest thing ever i disposed of it in oblivion

[thefenixfamily]

i hate movies made by my ancestors...

[Mokane3562]

This. Is. Great.

[TheSeventhCamera]

You're supposed to still make their mouths move when they talked, even if there's no voice.