Bloke by Chris Franklin

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Uploaded by on Feb 3, 2010

Bloke by Chris Franklin

My friend Ciaran's youtube channel
www.youtube.com/xfullmetalxelricx

Ciarans blog
www.ciarancandy.blogspot.com

Download songs here
http://www.mp3-codes.com/

~~~~~~Lyrics~~~~~~
I hate the new age guys

I'm a chauvinist

I live on beer and pies

Tried to tell you,

But you look at me,

like maybe I'm an angel underneath

Haven't brushed me teeth.



Yesterday I lied

But all me mates

gave me a real good alibi

Thanks guys

I really went out drinking,

I told you I was at work

Don't ask me for commitment,

'Cause it's something I will shirk



I'm a bloke,

I'm an ocker

And I really love your knockers

I'm a labourer by day,

I piss up all me pay

Watching footy on TV

Just feed me more VB

Just pour my beer,

And get my smokes,

And go away



Or take me as I am

This may mean you'll

have to fetch another can

Rest assured,

That if I start to make you breakfast

I'm going to extremes

but tomorrow I'll get shitfaced,

and today won't mean a thing



I'm a bloke

I'm a yobbo,

and me best mate's name is Robbo

Winfield is me cigarrete

I dress in flanellette

Shearer's singlet that is blue

Throw in a few tattoos,

You know you wouldn't

Want me any other way



When you think

You've got me figured out

The season's already changing



I think it's cool

When I act like a tool

And my mates try to shave me



I'm a bloke,

I'm an ocker

And I really love your knockers

I'm a labourer by day,

I piss up all me pay

Watching footy on TV

Just feed me more VB

Just pour my beer,

And get my smokes,

And go away




I'm a bloke

I'm a yobbo,

and me best mate's name is Robbo

Winfield is me cigarrete

I dress in flanellette

Shearer's singlet that is blue

Throw in a few tattoos,

You know you wouldn't

Want me any other way


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Music Do you Remember jay sean paul lil jon dickies gears of war halo 3 machinima cod waw wow world of warcraft ray raywilliamjohnson william johnson call of duty modern warfare 2 1 world at war iTzRobboAU xbox live xbl iTz Robbo AU Ciaran Candy

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  • Fuckn epic :D

  • mint song

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  • i love this song ae its hells good :D

  • oh fuck i love australia C:

  • ~~~~~Extra Tags~~~~~~

    Music Do you Remember jay sean paul lil jon dickies gears of war halo 3 machinima cod waw wow world of warcraft ray raywilliamjohnson william johnson call of duty modern warfare 2 1 world at war iTzRobboAU xbox live xbl iTz Robbo AU Ciaran Candy

    wtf

  • aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi lmfao aussie for ever

  • We aren't all tools!

    We're jokers...

    Loosen up!

    :-D

  • I'm an Aussie & i love this song! It really is us to a T!

    Don't take offense to it, if you're taking offense, you're not Aussie enough to be here!

    We're laid back.

  • @alliancedeathknight i think i speak for all aussies when i say go fuck yourself

  • @alliancedeathknight .... oh dear what a wanker you are... its Aussie and its Oi ... you need to come to the mainland and learn a few things...

  • @alliancedeathknight ur a jerk dont imply we are pigs u racist, we are equal just like everyone else in every other county. as all the others have said and to put it plainly, FUCK OFF

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