She farted in my car

My breakup song

Lyrics

She did the unthinkable,
A girl is never allowed to fart,
It smelled so damn stinky though,
She ripped ass on the leather seats of my car,
She did it in front of me,
And then she laughed like it was cute,
Took her home immediately,
Because it smelled like she had to poop,
She asked what was wrong with me,
I told her I dont know where to start,
I said it was disgusting,
Right before she let out another fart,
and I said

ITS OVER!!!!

Because you farted in my car,
farted in my car,
you were my shining star,
but you farted in my car,
beautiful girls should never fart
especially not in my car

picked her up the other day,
rolling in her mercedes benz,
we're driving down to the bay,
I thought it was my turn for some revenge,
so I turned the heater on,
and I waited for time to pass,
I saw her let out a yawn,
lifted one cheek and ripped some ass,
there was so much must inside,
threw open her door and she started to puke,
I laughed so damn hard I cried,
right then I knew just what I had to do,
and I said
WE'RE EVEN (we're even bitch)

because I farted in your car,
farted in your car,
we didnt make it far,
before I farted in your car,
beautiful girls should never fart,
because they cant fart like men

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Category:

Comedy

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• Guys
• Women
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AND queefs are gross to!

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I LOVE YOU LOL

-Christian Ball ahahahahahhaha