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Good afternoon everyone, and thanks for attending this meeting. As we all know, the sales of our corn dogs has been dropping steadily throughout the last few quarters. We need a a vibrant, youthful new advertisement campaign if we want to salvage this product. The floor is open to ideas.
"Kids singing into the corn dogs as if they were microphones?"
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@frother Well. You might not want to look at the press release I just authorized.
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Press 6 for a blowjob
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Oh god this is so humiliating. We weren't supposed to let the rest of the world know that we shape mechanically recovered meat paste on a stick and dip it in corn bread batter
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Press 7 for Anal Hot Dogs
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@o0Marijne0o Look at all these children wanting your wiener, all you need is a bible and a priest outfit and then you have yourself a good lawsuit.
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I like the part about corndogs
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ignorant fuckface!
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@o0Marijne0o Do you have multiple dicks? If so, honor and terror seem pretty apt at this point.
Honey what do you want for lunch?
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Corndogs
-James T. Kirk, Age 11
Aginor27 1 year ago 180
My last name is Kahn, I don't know whether to be embarrassed or honored.
o0Marijne0o 1 year ago 83