Uploaded on May 4, 2011
Christian's face throughout the scene says it all!
-We have an emergency.
-I need you to nurse.
-My tits are ripe, this blouse is silk. Stains are forever. I need you to suck it up.
-Quit being such a drama queen. It tastes just like sugar water. See?
-No, Christian. I am a frazzled working mother who forgot her breast pump.
-Look, I've been very clear with you. There will be no suckage of any kind anymore! Our relationship from now on is strictly parental. Neither you nor fatherhood is holding me hostage. In other words, milk them yourself, Heidi.
-I am not a cow, Christian. They're too tender to manhandle.
-Jesus, your nipples are the size of pie plates.
-If my milk ducts get swollen, I'll pass any infection off to Wilber.
-I'm not swallowing.
-Why not? I do.
-Want some milk with your cake?
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