Bullying Genesis: Chapter 6

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+6&version=NLT
God decides he hates the world, which Westboro Baptist Church has been trying to tell people for some time now. Lucky for everyone though God isn't real thereby making the Westboro Baptist Church just as full as shit as any other Christian sect. Anyway, in his hatred of humans God decides to wipe out most of the life on the planet. Even the cute little animals that scurry on the ground. But Noah and his family will be spared, because Noah likes God.

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[anonvscos]

I'm confused, do you actually believe this, or are you just moing the bible for bing retarded?

[ChelevSaRa]

The purpose of this series is to point out absurdities in the Bible. I call it "bullying" because I'm picking on it and it can't defend itself.

[givemeblowjob69]

Any kangaroos or polar bears on the ark? lol

[ponced6]

Hey thanx again for picking up your Bible. I just like the fact that u r willing to pick it up even though you have yourown beliefs. Slaves came across the Atlantic on boats. Surely fish wouldnt die n the waters;even if they did YHWH told them to bring enough food for the voyage. Im sure not ALL the animals fit on this boat. Lots of species have come through evolution. Very possible

[xXp3rsonaXx]

Assuming that he can FIT 2 of every species of animal on this boat, how is Noah supposed to feed all of them? Cirtain animals eat other animals to survive... what did he feed them? Plus, if these animals have to reproduce to keep their species alive, there would be major defomations and mutations due to inbreading.

[zackvanhalen]

The King James Bible is just as stupid as this one. Fuck religious people. They are fucking retarded if they believe any of the bullshit their dumb little books say. I don't care which one. It makes me laugh reading a stupid fucker who defends the complete and total propaganda of the KJB calling you retarded. He needs to get a clue and so does every other religious fuck. Hopefully one day people will just stop caring about religious bullshit. I have NO respect for religion and no one should.

[ChelevSaRa]

I'm not trying to be superior to anyone, why are you?

[ChelevSaRa]

I feel like I was asking for clarification and didn't get any. I want to know what your problem is with the New Living Translation version? People like me don't know what's going on if we read from KJV, so we like the easy read version. What's so absurd about that?

[ChelevSaRa]

"but to say that The New Living Bible is more accurate is funny considering it's a paraphrase bible not a translation."

Touche.

The paraphrasing is very helpful and necessary though.

[ChelevSaRa]

How so? I find absurdities all the time

[ChelevSaRa]

That is probably the stupidest comment I have ever gotten. What makes the King James version the word of God?

The New Living Translation, though still not a perfect translation, is a newer more accurate translation, written to actually be understandable, which is more than I can say for that KJV mostrosity, which is written in poetry, so it can't be taken seriously or understood as well. You're using creationist logic.

[meshuggahdeciple327]

don't forget about killing the dinosaurs too :(