AP Ticker's Life Lessons - Global Minimum Wage

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Global Minimum Wage
So there I was, in an emergency room waiting for my xray results.....long story...but it involves a bullwhip, some vaseline and a drunken

dare.....The doctor comes in and proudly tells me that my Xray is being reviewed in Australia, thus traveling halfway around the world!
This worried me a bit, couldn't they find some local schmoe to look at my Xray instead of always finding someone cheaper? I highly doubt they are

going to pass on these savings to my hospital bill.As i laid there in the stirrups, It got me to thinking......

As the world gets smaller and as profits for companies get larger, the time has come for us to take a big step forward for humanity..... perhaps a

cure for immigration woes, an elimination to the awful practice of child labor and insurance that everyone who works hard, gets their fair share.
Say it with me.....Global Minimum Wage
It takes away the ability of greedy corporations to exploit poorer countries.and it lets have, old Milwaukee tools, be made in Milwaukee again.
It breaks my heart to know that the clothes I'm wearing were probably sewn together by a five year old chained to a dangerous sewing machine in a

hot, unventilated Malaysian sweatshop.

Won't costs rise due to the increase in labor? Absolutely not! Due to more people receiving more income, they will be able to buy more goods, thus

increasing demand for everything, creating a capitalist utopia!
Imagine the people who help manufacture the Ipad, actually having the ability to purchase one.

The doctors were ready to perform their delicate task and I lost my train of thought. Hopefully some eggheads can take the idea and run with this,

using this new rule for capitalism....
You have the right to earn and keep as much as you want, provided you don't fuck anyone over.

Til next time folks, I'm the king of carrot flowers... AP Ticker

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[venusboys3]

+100 points for the Nuetral Milk Hotel reference!

[venusboys3]

We're already headed there with multinational corporations that aren't really answerable to anyone. We need some power that can put the spank on them when their predations get out of hand... as they already are.

[BainLuke]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooo

A global minimum wage will lead to a single world government. With absolute power comes absolute corruption absolutely. I don't want to live in a police state. Do you?