Weird Al' Yanchovic - Skipper Dan (official music video) HD! w/ lyrics

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lyrics:

I starred in every high school play
Blew every drama teacher away
I graduated first in my class at Juilliard
Took every acting workshop I could
And I dreamed of Hollywood
While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard

Hit the boards and paid my dues
And got phenomenal rave reviews
I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt
I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone
Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
But the years have come and gone
And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out

I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
And every time it's the same
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears
Just like they've done for the last 50 years
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside
'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride

Oh, the critics, they used to say
I was the new Olivier
Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes
Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDb me
The only place you might possibly see me
Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland
It ain't exactly what I planned

But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
And every time it's the same
I would've killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
But what's the difference, that's all behind me now
'Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin' my pride
And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride

I should be there on Broadway
Knockin' 'em dead in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes
Again and again and again and again and again and again and again

Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!
That's an African bull elephant...
And there it is, the backside of water!
What have I done with my life?!

I shoulda listened when my grandfather said
"Why don't you major in business instead?"
Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died
And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
And every time it's the same
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears
Somebody shoot me 'cause I'm bored to tears
Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied
'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Weird
• Al'
• Yanchovic
• Skipper
• Dan
• (official
• music
• video)
• HD!
• w/
• lyrics

[atlasboy123]

godALL OF YOU SWEARERS ARE SO IMMATURE

[tommyboi98]

kool

[taltigolt]

yea but still al dosn't know about this the video was just downloaded without hes knowledge

[michiel1551]

But thanks to him we can now all watch the song because there is a restriction on it, which means that i can't watch it on Weird al's channel.

[taltigolt]

not to be mean but im guessing you used a youtube downloader/other to download this video from hes account really don't do that he worked hard to make that song and you could watch the video on hes account but racist youtube fucked up that part still next time ask him for permission

[HopelessRomanticGuy]

Weird Al, you genius! I'm actually getting out of my acting career because i've already wasted 5 years of my life on it and I know I'll end up like skipper Dan. PLUS, my name is Daniel.

[remoteslab]

and p.s. 5 Stars Oh Yh!

[remoteslab]

People its a video on youtube.. stop being so sad and complaning.. people see this video and wanna watch it not care about who its been posted by! grow up and stop swearin!