Zardoz Speaks

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[lovecraftslovechild]

So when the Apocalypse happens, Australians will be having epic road battles in crazy souped up hot rods, the Japanese will run around punching people until they explode, Americans will be taking pot shots at mutants with portable nuclear catapults and...people in the UK will be running around dressed like male strippers murdering townsfolk because a giant floating head told them penises are evil. Wow, you fellas in the UK got the short end of the stick on this one.

[InnocentDarkside]

"THE GUN IS GOOD,

THE PENIS IS-uh, hang on, what's that Stan? You grafted a rifle to your groin? Huh. Zardoz will seriously have to think about that for a moment..."

[LordDeraj]

No it would speak like Mr Rogers, because Hippies are all about love and Mr. Rogers loved everyone

[TheRealNormanBates]

Well he definitely has the credentials.

Besides, I think the liberal hippies are just jealous THEY don't have a flying head spewing birth control pills and marijuana joints... but if they DID have one, would it speak like Cheech Marin?

[Abdu Jebar]

And that's just the animals of the homo sapien variety. When we get to the simians, well that just becomes a barrel of fun.

[BabaRamDass]

Definitely the highlight of Sean connery's career

[lesliemcm]

I sent this to all of my contacts as an April fools joke, best text ever

[chickenmcdonky]

America

[LordDeraj]

Zardoz later went on to become president of the NRA

[BlackHole1217]

...brilliant movie

[Andrew Cuthbertson]

I want this as my ringtone.