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This video is unlisted. Only those with the link can see it. This Is Why I Clop (BronyMike Verse) *CONTENT WARNING

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Published on Oct 5, 2011

**Update, bleh, I'm gonna unlist this vid. That damn collab project is never gonna happen and clop has become a bit of a touchy subject to put out there these days. Wouldn't mind putting forth some sort of effort to make BMike a bit more kid-friendly or something. Vid's staying up, don't worry, it's just not public.**

Alright, so I decided to set this as a public video. A word of warning, though, it's a rap about masturbation. And some of it's pretty vulgar.

That said, this is for the This Is Why I Clop collaboration being run by good friend Mic the Microphone. Hope those of you who can handle some sexy lyrics like it. Sorry to any family members who happen upon this.

MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php...
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Lyrics:
This is why I clop
This is why I clop
This is why
This is why
This is why I clop
This is why I clop
This is why I clop
This is why
This is why
This is why I clop
I clop it at the flanks
I watch it for the plot
This is why
This is why
This is why I clop
I'm cloppin' day and night
Ain't ever gonna stop
This is why
This is why
This is why I clop

This is why I clop
I love the thirty-four
I'm lookin' at the ponies gettin' nailed on the floor
Megasweet and Crookedtrees
Cartoonlion and Ottanta
They make me clop all day even if I didn't want ta

It's Rarity on Sweetie
She's takin' her to town
Marsh-mallow Fluff, gettin' on the pony gowns
It's Luna and Celestia
Big Mac and AppleBloom
You know what's goin' down, you hear them neighin' in their rooms

Her name is Rainbow Dash,
And she can dash-off
But when AJ tries to do it all the classy ponies scoff
They turn their heads and sneer
"Y'all, I just wanna jack"
A sonic raingasm when she's ridin' Rainbow's back

The mayor mare's a freak
You know this to be true
Hits ponies with her whip until they're shootin' pony goo
She's into pony bondage
Her hooves locked up with cuffs
She's ready for the spring, she spent all winter wrapped up

This is why I clop
This is why I clop
This is why
This is why
This is why I clop
This is why I clop
This is why I clop
This is why
This is why
This is why I clop
I clop at they' ass
They' tits and they' socks
This is why
This is why
This is why I clop
When Twilight gets enraged
She' lookin' pretty hot
This is why
This is why
This is why I clop

Yo, Rarity is sexy
But she really is a prude
Leavin' Blueblood with blue balls, because he's actin' really rude.
But that's just stallions
And her destiny's a rock
Double-team by Tom and Rocky with their metamorphic cocks

My gallery is full
Of Derpy Hooves and Dinky
They' wearin' in sexy outfits like an Appleloosan Pinkie
They're naked all the time
They're sexy when they're dressed
In positions so seductive, yo they're leavin' me impressed

I'm envious of Snails
Just lookin' at his piece
He's packin' fifty inches, man that colt's a fuckin' BEAST.
Fellatin' on himself
It's pretty fuckin' long
All the blood inside his brain just gets rerouted to his dong

Trixie is so great,
Powerful and that's that
It's time to fuck when she puts on her robe and wizard hat
But Discord's magic's better
And Trixie's rear is fissile
"Draconequus, I'll get it when I cast my magic missile"

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