Stoned Frog - Ten Commandments

1. Don't give a fucking shit about the sun.
2. Don't forget about the fucking sun.
3. Don't forget about the fucking moon and fucking bitches fucking boobs.
4. Bitch fucking whores: Don't chill with those.
5. Fuck Thai boys.
6. Sex is down here, but don't forget to fucking tell your ma she's a fucking MILF, and your gran, she's a GILF, can suck my dick too.
7. Get her fucking smooth, get her fucking chilled like a wee JR like, wee joint like on the rip like.
8. Don't not masturbate enough.
9. 69.
10. Respect the Frog. Fucking go with the fucking flow. DO ride the wave. Don't be caught by the tide.

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• Stoned
• frog
• mckee

[seanduncan50]

more fryers than bright's restaurant.

don't disrespect the frog.