Dee Dee Dee Song (HP Style)

Warning: May offend some HP fans! XD

Snape sings the infamous song by Carlos Mencia to all the Dee Dee Dees in the magical world.

There are some random clips at the beginning cuz...yeah, they're just there. :D

Song: Dee Dee Dee
Artist: Carlos Mencia
Footage and Pics: From the five HP films

*I think this is the funniest vid, and the one that I'm more satisfied by, that I've ever made.*

Enjoy!

EDIT: (The Lyrics)
Spoken:
Dee de dee, doesn't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there, you're gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know...it's about you.

[Verse 1]
You dropped out of school cause you're smarter than everybody
I got three words for you dumbass, "Ding, fries ready"
You try to outrun a bull, but nobody's that fast
That's how you end up, with a horn stuck up your ass
Roethlisberger needs no helmet cause he's a star
But the year the bus left, he got hit by a car
You wanna go huntin' for quail someplace
Don't go with Cheney, he'll put a fuckin shot in your face
If you bungee jump so you can fly through the air
I ain't upset you ended up in that wheelchair
You ignore all the warnings, yeah you light up a smoke
Now you have to talk with a machine through your throat

[Chorus]
How many idiots can there be?
Some say that it's 1 out of 3
If you don't know then take it from me
You're the dee dee dee

(spoken) you you you
dee dee dee

And if you are a Dee
Please don't marry a Dee
Cause then your kids will be (what? what?)
Dee dee dee

(spoken) dee dee dee

[Verse 2]
You cry about the price of gas and war in Iraq
But you voted Bush in twice what were you smokin, crack?
Didn't get a prenup, though you knew she was a skank
Now you've got herpes and she's got half your bank
You were on top of the world with "Hit Me Baby One More Time"
Only a stupid bitch would marry Kevin Federline
You drink and drive and you think it's okay
Now you're cell mate's weavin in and out the "hershey highway"
When you put tigers on your show and they can't be free
They'll bite your neck off and then you'll say (chokingly) "dee dee dee" (cough)

[Chorus]
How many idiots can there be?
Some say that it's 1 out of 3
If you don't know then take it from me
You're the dee dee dee

(spoken) you you you
Eee dee dee

And if you are a Dee
Please don't marry a Dee
It's genetics don't you see?
Your kids will be dee dee dee

(spoken)
That's what they're gonna be: DEE DEE DEE!!!

[Verse 3]
Parents are to blame for all these dee dee dee's
Letting their kids drop out and not get GED's
You keep your kids inside cause there's freaks on the loose
But yet you let them drink from Michael Jackson's "Jesus Juice"?
You don't care when your kids come home with D's from class
What you need to do is get some balls and beat that ass
He isn't stupid, you say he's got A.D.D.
It's that his mom and his dad are both dee dee dee!

[Bridge]
This test is too hard! (So they lower the standards)
I'm not good at sports! (So they give them all trophies)
My dad used to spank me (So they lower the standards)
I'm too fat for this seat (So they widen the standards)
They say no cause I'm black (So they lower the standards)
They say no cause I'm white (So they lower the standards)
They say no cause I'm Asian (So they lower the standards)
No habla Englais (So we all become Spaniards)
And you wake up one day and you don't have the skills
To get a better job so you're stuck on the grill
You're wondering why Julio took your job
But you forget to see, you're as dumb as a knob
Your ass is too fat to get out of the house
While you're eating more food trying to figure it out
So they outsource your job to some guy named Habib
Cause he works harder than you and he's got 5 degrees
And you're asking yourself how could this happen to me
I'll tell you why, homie! Cause you're....dee dee dee

Dee dee dee
Dee dee dee

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Harry
• Potter
• Dee
• Song
• Carlos
• Mencia
• Funny
• HP
• All
• Five
• Films

[Irukandji22]

good shit man , DEE DEE DEE

[JinxHexhazard]

Hilarious, dude.

Dudley is definitely a Dee Dee Dee.

[kendallhoneycomb]

I love harry potter, but this was pretty cool

[fsujockykins]

i love harry potter and this was one of the funniest things ever!!

[johnnycitystar]

Harry Potter Marks should watch this.

[LADjsim]

@Paladin14 ADD is a chemical imbalance in the brain.during fetal developement,there's a chemical that has to be secreted(several actually),but if it's not secreted the neo cortex (primative brain) will synthensize it's own chemical.this secreted chemical is what causes ADD.i'v been diagnosed with ADD.i'm impulsive,but exercise self control.most who have ADD generally have a high functioning mind.today,ADD doesn't serve a purpose.500 years ago,they were vital hunting tools.

[XxMrsCoreyFeldmanxX]

lmao what if malfoy actually talked at 3:03

[retardo911]

what was that song at the beginning

[4909549095]

2:50-3:10 lmao dey say no cuz im BLACK!!!! LOLOLOLOL

[Rucker1980]

Didn't like the cho bashing, but Ron is definitely a dee dee dee

[billiefan2000]

harry potter films not my thing

but this is so funny

whoever created this youtube video is a genius IMO

[Nursy101]

haha its soo funny