Ellen's First Appearance

Ellen DeGeneres' first stand-up performance and trip to the couch on "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" in 1986.

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[Jean Luc Pontiac]

A mullet, unfortunately, and a Hefty bag with legholes. In her defense, it was the 80's. That was a great set, though. Most of the time, these old bits aren't funny anymore. That one stands the test of time.

[Abid Rahman]

Her voice :) so diferent :)

[FriedContent]

Paul's letters to the Romans has to do with idol worship. I think you need to study your Bible a little more.

[TJ Petty]

Oh that's right, Romans describes women engaging in sexual activity as unnatural... But not a sin. In fact, Romans describes both men and women in homosexual activity, and ONLY THE MEN get punished.

But you didn't answer me on the murdering gays thing. It would be fine to pop a bullet in the heads of any gay men in he eyes of God, right? Btw, I hope you're circumcised, because if not then you've broken your covenant with God, and should be banished. At least according to Genesis 17:14.

[Dana W]

Then that's your biggest problem... you think God is a liar, because God tells us His Word is the scriptures and they are infallible. And the scriptures are much older than that, miraculously preserved perfectly for man today. You need to also read Romans, God didn't stop at Leviticus.

[TJ Petty]

I don't think it's a load of crap to believe in God, I think it's a load of crap to take every passage literally in book of parables and allegories that is thousands of years old.

But if you despise her lifestyle so much, why not just kill her? According to the passage in Leviticus that you hold so important, gays must be put to death, so if you murdered Ellen it would fine in God's eyes.

Oh, but wait a sec, Leviticus only describes MEN having sex, and makes zero reference to Lesbianism...

[Dana W]

What you think is irrelevant when you're wrong. And yes, you are wrong here. Wrong in the sense that I'm not the one judging her, she is judging herself with her choice of lifestyle... flaunting her perverted lesbian relationship in God's face, making a mockery of His Word where He says not to do that.

[Dana W]

Yes, God forgives all those sins, but it won't matter if she doesn't believe and receive it. Or you for that matter. But you hate God and His Word, which is why you term it "a load of crap".

[Dana W]

In her favor? You mean her vulgar humor, and her repugnant lesbian lifestyle? All of our good works are as filthy rags to God, so it matters NOT ONE BIT what she's done for any charity, if she doesn't receive salvation by grace through faith in Jesus Christ she will spend eternity in hell.

[JustForFunST]

...And then she went on to have her own sitcom, talk show, and world renowned fame and fortune, spreading joy to others every day of her life!!!

[chiyerano]

Good set, good job.

[chiyerano]

Exactly. Besides, I don't think it's for anyone else but God to judge and decide who goes to hell or not.