Begin Transmission- I hope You Like Christmas...

This is probably the most mortifying video of all time and space. I figure that regardless of it's lameness, I will at least be remembered as the idiot who sang a christmas song. Here are the lyrics:

The first thing about me that AFI should know, my name's Phoenix and I love your band. Another thing about me that AFI should know : I go to Catholic school, It's all girls, and I'm the only out of closet lesbian. Another thing about me that AFI should know: I create feminist art about body image in multiple medias and my name's Phoenix and I love your band. Another thing about me that AFI should know, I HATE PEANUT BUTTER. I have a cat with three legs and six toes and another one that looks like Hitler. Another thing about me that AFI should know, I love watching movies, Velvet Goldmine, The Brave Little Toaster, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Harold and Maude, and Babe are a few of my favorites. Another thing about me that AFI should know, you are my favorite band but I like other stuff too, including the Dresden Dolls, Tegan and Sara, VNV Nation, Mindless Self Indulgence, and the Scissor Sisters to name a few. Another thing about me that AFI should know is I'm eighteen years old and I have a beautiful girlfriend, her name is Caitlin. During the week I slave over homework but when Friday comes I go to shows in Hollywood. Another thing about me that AFI should know: I've loved you for five years, you're the reason I'm still kicking and my motivation to claim edge, and knowing that you're watching is enough (almost.) Hunter and Adam, Davey and Jade, I could never tell you how much I love you in this stupid song. And the last verse in which I shove a bunch of random facts: I'm terrified of trafic and being pregnant I love Poppy Z Brite novels and even though I can't sing! Please choose Phoenix from California, you've given me my voice, and the least I can do is lend you miiinneee!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• AFIBEGINTRANSMISSION

[xobjectlessonx]

HAHA you guys, this was seriously a joke, But thanks...

[MizVanity]

That was delightful. 

[GreatMoleRatCharles]

mindless self indulgence, afi, dresdon dolls, are some of my favorite bands too, they be awesome, yeah!!!

[Shadowbeater]

This video is awesome haha

[orinocodancer]

So this was awesome. I was looking for random videos about Poppy and I found something about my favorite band as well. XDD Love this!

[evilxdead]

Hollywood? You're from CA? What are ya doin' at shows out here on the east?!

[Yugilova1]

im going to si g this next year at christmas dinner!

[JulieRamonie]

The dresden dolls are amazing! I wish you won your video was adorable, and you can sing, silly.

[Valecita483]

This is the first time I ever see you MOVE. AHHHH. Okay, I'm sorry. But can I just say that you're the most adorable thing EVER?! And what do you mean you can't sing? You most definitely can. Your voice in sosososo sweet. AH, I'll stop fangirling here. I LOVE YOU.

[pandora5666]

I loved your video soooo much!

<333

[rollerbladeromance]

hahaha best one I've watched so far!! Great work! How many times did you have to do that?