Epic Rap Battles of History 1: John Lennon V Bill O'Reilly

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John Lennon: Nice Peter
http://www.youtube.com/nicepeter

Bill O"Reilly: Lloyd Ahlquist
http://www.westsidecomedy.com

Directed by:
Dave McCary of Good Neighbor:
http://www.youtube.com/goodneighborstuff

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Lyrics:

Help
you're making my ears bleed
you need a muzzle

why are you pissed off all the time
didn't your mum give you a cuddle?

you're the type of guy who could die
of a heart attack just in the shower

you need to chill out for a minute
and smoke weed for an hour

every time I watch your show
all you do is scream at me
and your face looks like a sh*t I took
high on LSD

I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend
I can see through all your tricks

I wonder how much George Bush paid
you to suck his d*ck.

You F*cking long hair,
living in your yellow submarine
well you're about to get sunk
by the right wing political machine

stop your presses Lennon,
you call me MR. Bill O'Reilly

When it comes to squashing Limeys
I come recommended highly

you're weak, between you and me
there' no comparison

I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently
like George Harrison

you're Paul McCartney's b*tch,
with less talent than Ringo

and I'd rather suck George Bush's d*ck,
than Yoko Ono's

Well you can't buy me love,
but I'll kick your *ss for free
I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer,
and give you a lobotomy

I'm tired of how you scheme to stir
the people up,
why don't you just take a vacation
and SHUT the F*CK UP?

Because I'm evil,
heart blacker than Don Cheadle,
ten thousand dollar shoes I use
to stomp out a Beatle.

Don't tell me to shut the f*ck up,
that's how I survive, now here's Sting,
what?
F*ck it, we'll do it live!

written by NicePeter and Lloyd Ahquist,
Music by http://www.rawheatz.com
the best beats on the internet, period.

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[buckbyron3]

Paul McCartney Vs. Harry Styles

[Roronoa Zoro]

Voldemort vs Harry Potter

[GreenIce101]

What about The Beatles vs. One Direction?

[Michaela Ohara]

John lennon

[hardyfan2744]

John Lennon all the way

[MrArturo2200]

Lennon

[Boik Park]

u know this is inaccurate because bill isn't interrupting every 2 seconds

[Samantha Stevens]

Lennon

[Mike LaDuke]

that's John Lennon, Bill Orielly kicks ass



[greenday0x4]

Lennon won. :)

[Ashley Peters]

I liked em both!

[Jon Bewley]

yes... just yes (for the beatles)