Star Wars Episode IV - Porkins Tragic Death
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How would ejecting have helped. Wouldn't he have suffocated in space?
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I CAN HOLD IT
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eject = porkins die too because not equipement to breath in space
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I guess the rebels were desperate for pilots.
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Here's something funny. Go to the Star Wars Wiki and search it for "Jek Tono Porkins". It's longer than most of the main characters' pages. He's just a redshirt who appears for 7 seconds in the WHOLE film. LOL
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Porkins vas probably worst pilot entire Rebel Alliance
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Did you leave the parking brake on again, Porkins? :D
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Hmmm eating on the job again
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"Porkins....CALM YOUR TITS!!!" (kaboom) "damn...he should have calmed his tits..."
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He never stood a chance, he replaced his ships guidance system with an inflight microwave....
R.I.P Jek Porkins
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Should've pulled up.....
But did he listen?
NOOOOOOoooo.
He thought he was "alright".
NotSoSmoothFilms 2 years ago 42
Poor bastard. And the only reason he died was cause he didn't have his intertial compensator turned on.
Luciferdesrea 2 years ago 34