"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Check's in the Mail

Well hey, how ya doin', have a seat, have a drink
Boy, it's good to see you, what can I say?
Oh sorry, gotta run, we'll get together again
Say, what was your name anyway?
Well, we're workin' on the problem
We'll get back to you soon
But don't try to call me
I'll be in a meeting every afternoon
For a year, maybe longer, keep in touch
Thanks for dropping by and have a nice day

The check's in the mail
Hey!
You're beautiful, don't ever change
You know what I mean
My girl will call your girl
We'll talk, we'll do lunch
Or leave a message on my machine
So, baby, won't you sign on the dotted line?
I'm gonna make your dreams come true
The check's in the mail
Would I lie to you?

Well hey, wait a minute, what's the matter, hold on
You want me to fork over the loot?
You say you hate my guts
You wanna take me to court
And you got yourself a lawyer
With a three-piece suit?
Well, I'm proud to say
You're not the only critic of mine
So, if you wanna sue me
I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait in line
Take a number, thanks for calling
Who loves you, baby
Don't forget to read the fine print

Say, the check's in the mail
Hey!
You're beautiful, don't ever change
You know what I mean
My girl will call your girl
We'll talk, we'll do lunch
Or leave a message on my machine
So, baby, won't you sign on the dotted line?
I'm gonna make your dreams come true
The check's in the mail
Would I lie to you?
Oh, trust me!

The check's in the mail
Hey!
You're beautiful, don't ever cange
You know what I mean
Why don't you leave a message with my girl?
I'll have lunch with your machine
So, baby, won't you sign on the dotted line
I'm gonna make your dreams come true
The check's in the mail
Would I lie to you?
The check's in the mail
Would I lie to you?

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wierd al is the best