HAROLD vs. CRASH BANDICOOT ~ BitForums Video Game Rap Battle Tournament

Lyrics: (by TheMightyBox and GigaNerd17)

Harold: I'd like to apologize in advance, sport.
But you might want to call in some backup support.
Trust me, this is not something, you personally should do.
I mean even that mask is smarter than you.
Can you even understand what it is I'm saying?
Girlfriend's cute though, how much are you paying?
Even Herbert agrees that you're an illiterate slob.
I'm just kidding, his real name is Bob.

Crash: WHOA there, tree man! There's a reason they call me Crash!
You're just some old mulch, and I'm taking out the trash!
I'm a prodigy, saving an island nation in my teens
You're a talking head, you're greatest achievement is growing trees.
I'm winding up a spin, better invest in braces.
Then I'll go get some pancakes, while you're trapped in your oasis.
I'm an industry icon, they call me "Sony Americana"
Why don't you run back to your vault and go cry to Diana?

Harold: Now hold on there, you've already gone too far
No one cares about you now -- your games are below par!
My health isn't the greatest, but at least I'm not an *ss
It doesn't take a genius to see that your prime has passed!
Just slow down kid, it isn't a race.
Besides the tortoise always gets first place.
What is a bandicoot, anyway? You belong in a zoo!
I'd rather look like this than walk and talk like you!

Crash: But you're not a tortoise are ya', even they could give you the boot.
Ain't an animal on earth that can outrace a bandicoot.
Blink and I'll already be a mile past ya'
By the end of this verse I'll be the one your callin' Master.
You probably led Gecko by sheer dumb luck.
If we gather up all your mistakes we could overflow a garbage truck.
Looks like my time's about up, I'll go ahead and take the gold medal.
Though I think we can all agree, Harold, you're special.

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[RaiTheRat]

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