Audiobook: Bite Me: A Love Story (Unabridged) Christopher Moore

Download full audiobook: http://www.qksrv.net/interactive?aid=10653481&pid=3861424&url=http%3A... --- The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge, shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency backup mistress of the Greater Bay Area night, and my manga-haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public. Whoa. And this is a love story? Yup. 'Cept there's no whining. See, while some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they're vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, imprisoned them in a bronze statue. Abby wants to be a blood sucking fiend, too, but right now she's really busy with other stuff, like breaking in a pair of red vinyl thigh-high Skankenstein? platform boots and wrangling her Ph.D.-candidate boyfriend, Steve (the love monkey). And then there's that vampire cat Chet, who's getting bigger and smarter - and thirstier - by the minute. Abby thought she and Steve could handle the kitty cat on their

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[corduroy99]

Ms Bennet does Abby Normal just the way I imagined she would sound.

[corduroy99]

@remedied001 OH FUXSUX!!!!!!

[remedied001]

Is the cover Abby?