LonelyCylon15

Larry the Cylon blogs about his day.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• battlestar
• galactica
• larry
• cylon
• suit
• bsg
• razor
• flashbacks

[WarEagle122]

Dude already totaled my ride. Anyway, he bails and I miss the snow bank I was aiming for by about the space of a large building. OUCH! I'm still doing a parts inventory when there's that same meatbag.again. What the Frak did I do to him? Nail his mom? Before I could say "Hey.. Dude! The war is over!" or "I didn't know that was your mom!", he's wailing on me with a fraking pipe. I had had it. I just shut down until he went away. Seriously, that guy is going to get people killed one day.

[ChurchHatesTucker]

@WarEagle122 Awesome! I was looking for the files I used for the speech synth, but this is much better (there's some weird spelling in those to get the synth to pronounce things correctly.) Keep going!

[wrdonerd]

lol, this is amazing! the only thing is I wish it had subtitles, because some stuff was hard to understand.

[ChurchHatesTucker]

@wrdonerd That's a good idea.

[OneMinuteGalactica]

I just found this. Larry and Gary, and you beat me by over a year. I'm surprised you didn't mention it before, or were you thinking I ripped you off the whole time?  And yes, I'm missing a duck.

[ChurchHatesTucker]

@OneMinuteGalactica Heh, no. I'm under no delusion that it was a particularly original idea. Cylons make for easy lip-syncing.

(BTW, it's supposed to be 'dog,' i.e. Jake from New Caprica. But everyone hears 'duck.' Such are the limitations of speech synth.)

[VoiceEncoder]

Fyi, the Cylon Centurions were voiced by Michael Santiago using the EMS Vocoder 2000 Beta and a (electric) saxophone!!! Originally they were going to use Lou Ferrigno and run his voice with either or both the hissing of a rattlesnake or cobra, and run them through a ring-modulator.

[Khuratokh]

"he's going to get people killed some day"

[MrBloodbunny]

... yes, i missing a dog, Mr Cylon...

btw, this is awesome!

[WarEagle122]

We were lighting up meatbags like it was Guy Fawkes Day. Guy Fawkes...just roll with it! Anywho, we get the call that the war is over so we start heading back. Only one of the meatbags apparently started Miller Time a little early. He's flying like he's got his eyes closed. He sure as frak isn't looking at his DRADIS because he totally head-ons me! I SO had the right of way! Whatever! I go thru the windshield and the next thing I know the meatbag is shooting at me. I mean, what the Frak?

[SteveSabbai]

...SUBTITLES please....

[hotlinkcinema]

Brilliant - I love the working class aesthetic here, in the sense that you are giving a voice to the "working class" cylons. To the canon fodder, as it were.

Great work!