The Worst Lover

Music & Lyrics by Michael Visconti

My Girlfriend broke up with me the other night after a fight
She said I couldnt keep her satisfied in bed at night
She said I got what I wanted and than Id fall asleep and leave her wanting more
Than Id kick her off the bed in my sleep and she would wind up on the floor

Ive actually gotten this complaint from almost every other girl
Except for this one chick who said I was great at rockin her world
She didnt date before me and I dont think that shes dated after
Actually most girls say that theyve never met a guy who is faster

Because most girls say Im the worst Lover theyve ever been with
Except for those few girls who have my picture on their wall
My mom says I can do anything that I set my mind to
And than theres Hellen Keller who has nothing to say at all

Now I have this new girl and her body is a treat to the eyes
If she was on the menu at B.K. and I get her with a side of fries
Cuase when I go to B.K. I always get 2 fries and a coke
Call me wierd, Call me old fashioned, but without my soda I'll choke


Because most girls say Im the worst Lover theyve ever been with
Except for those few girls who have my picture on their wall
My mom says I can do anything that I set my mind to
And than theres Hellen Keller who has nothing to say at all

x2

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Michael
• Visconti

[Gemma818]

Cool :)