Cereal Rap Yo!

Cantfindit Raps His Tale Yo!

Lyrics Below

Yo, wassup.
I am Cantfindit.
I'm back again.
With my third single.
This ones for all those
Down at Kellogs,
Who made my sex life possible.


I'm a detective, crime fighter,
I'm trying to rap even though I couldnt be whiter,
I've seen some stabbings, I've seen some deaths,
I've slept with some cereal who were mediocre at best.
Where once there was a kid now stands a man,
Trying to solve this case without a plan,
I have a trusty sidekick, last name Fag.
First name Susan and were married but never shag.
I'm busting out these rhymes, trying to fit in,
to the rhythm that we are playing.
So let me see you up and let me see you go,
I'm gonna crank up the tunes of this show.

You can say any cereal I know I've had it,
Took it in the bedroom and nailed that shit,
I took down on them bitches cos i can ya heard,
They enjoyed it more then me and thats my word,
I hope ya diggin what im ripping,
Cos I heard Ice T means tipping,
Off the cops to these criminal rhymes,
But I call em off I'm the solver of crimes.

Detective, Cantfindit
Detective, Cantfindit
Detective, Cantfindit,
And Fag.

I'm strange, I'm clean, wearing a suit,
Just the jacket wearing jeans to boot,
I'm a hell of a dancer I know ya saw,
I didnt need to plan, its all just raw,
Unbridaled animalistic,
My mum ever saw she'd go ballisitic,
Yer i'm proud of that line I spun,
Took on every danger even without a gun.

I'm gonna list all the ones I love,
Sent down to me from God up above,
Or is that went down on me,
All just for 2.50!
Its crude, its rude and you all disapprove,
Don't wanna be near me Ill help you move,
You ready cos here comes the list,
All Nestle brands, ya gonna be pissed!

all bran bran flakes sultana bran cruncy oatbrakes
coco pops coco pops coco rocks creations munchers moon and stars
corn flakes multi grain corn flakes with a hint of honey
crunchy nut clusters honey and nut clusters milk and chocolate curls
clusters summer berries and nutty
frosties even with reduced sugar.
fruit and fibre with optivia berry or raisin oat crisp
country store honey loops just right museli ricicles multi grain start
rice krispies original or multi grain shapes
Special K K K K K K K K K thats bliss creamy berry crunch
bliss strawberry chocloate, medley, oats and honey peach and apricot
purple berries red berries sustain chocolate wheats raisin wheats frosted wheats
these are the cereal i had, the cereals I ate,
When i chowed down on them they tasted great
It's fine I'm allowed and I'll tell you why!

I'm
Detective, Cantfindit
Detective, Cantfindit
Detective, Cantfindit,
Detective, And Fag.

Category:

Comedy

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[LilPlayaDebar]

ThiS Suck ...this is rap?daaam men u suck fuck off

[CundooANDMcgowadower]

As I told my esteemed viewer 21daddylover and atvrider41790 I'm taking the piss.

Thanks for watching :)

[Maper555]

god a long enough username and this sucks dick offence :]

[CundooANDMcgowadower]

Exactly! Thanks for watching! :)

[Mar1ee3x]

haha tbh i found this quite amusing (:

[CundooANDMcgowadower]

Ha ha Thanks for watching, and erm...keep it really honkie? :)

[bobjoefredsky]

someone likes green day

[guurly]

ur just talking dufus -,-

[CundooANDMcgowadower]

Really you think it's bad? :( I put like 5 minutes into this curse you!

I made it for the laugh, and there was a laugh so I was 100% successful in my endavours.

And I refuse to respond to a sentence that contains the "word" 'menchin' as mention. And that attempt at humour only really works if there is a lot more text between the time you discuss the suckage of your chosen subject i.e. my rap.

Also you may be a daddy lover...but did he ever say he loves you back.

Thanks for watching :)

[21daddylover]

the rap sucks!

y did u make it?

did i menchin it sucks?