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3rd of April 2011 my 15 year old lad was watching Two And a Half Men with Charlie Sheen on Comedy Central in the UK. During the advert breaks these messages kept flashing up, so he got my camera and started rerecording the adverts, when he showed me one it seemed they actually had some importance so we began recording during every break for the next 3 hours and this is what came up with.


According to the internet, the first recorded
use of MIND control was in 1950 during the
Korean War. Since then some people blame
organised religion for BRAINWASHING the
vulnerable. Others claim governments are
responsible, using SUBLIMINAL language
to influence your subconscious brain. Well
we say cobblers. Ultimately if you want to
go down the pub, buy a new hat or eat a lovely
chicken, this is all down to you. You are in
CONTROL and no-one else is. You are a free-
thinking individual.Or is that just what they want
you to think? After all just because you're
PARANOID. Doesn't mean they're not after you.

If you are reading this then you have passed.
You are now part of a cultural ELITE You have
transcended the shadowy world of the FLESH
rising from the ashes of society like a shimmering
phoenix: beautiful, iridescent and EMPOWERED.
this is not about creed religion nor cult, merely
that you have seen passed the gossamer veil of
the superficial and uncovered the TRUTH. Now
the world is yours for the taking, grip it, squeeze
it for all it's worth and let the juices drip down
your throat.There is NOTHING you cannot
achieve in your luminous radiance. Except fly.
You cannot fly. Don't even try. It'll end in tears.

Bus drivers are a strange BREED. What's going
on in their lives and minds that makes them
think that way? You'd think being entrusted
WITHseveral tonnes of metal and glass would
make them drive with diligence and CAUTION.
But no, they plough through streets in their
hulking steel beasts with enough speed to
rip a hole in the space TIME continuum,
which is ironic as space and time are things
TO which they seem totally oblivious. As
the old saying goes, you wait for a bus for
ages and the three turn up at once - and
run you over. But don't PANIC live for
today. You may be hit by a bus tomorrow.

Why do they advertise fridges, who doesn't
have a FRIDGE? Are there thousands of
people staring vacantly at an empty space
in the kitchen next to the washing machine
surrounded by ROTTEN food? We have all
worked out by now that milk doesn't last long
at room temperature, which in itself is quite
odd as a cow is quite WARM. But then again,
yoghurt is just gone off milk and most people
like yoghurt. Maybe we're missing a trick.
Maybe we should all throw out our fridges,
wait for our FOOD to turn and see what
wonderful culinary surprises await us.
Might STINK a bit though......

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  • i can never read the highlighted words in any of these videos..

  • @diviz0r you can see alot of the highlighted words here /watch?v=EdnyARd8BaU

    and yay for brainwashing :D

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  • It's been pretty much debunked that subliminal messages are effective on our minds. The power of suggestion and "framing" (as in getting people into a certain mode of thought) is very well documented though. It's the reason that supermarkets are arranged certain ways and certain commercials follow one another. This can't really be seen as subliminal. Subliminal messages are meant to be flashed so quickly that ppl aren't sure they even saw anything and the conscious brain doesn't register it.

  • I may be wrong. correct me if i am. but if they were true subliminal messages you wouldnt notice them as blatantly as you do. These arnt part of some big comedy conspiracy to brainwash the viewers of scrubs or friends, its just abit of pissin about. Thats it

  • @PASSERO7 Stupid, how does me saying that an SDTV emitting beta waves is harmful.. make me stupid?

    Please enlighten me.

  • breed with caution, time to panic???????????? <----- highlighted words put togeather

  • @Leedsunited96 sorry to break it down to you mate but this is subliminal messaging, and it is legal in UK cause iv seen it, many times.

  • @Insightfulprojection oh god you're stupid.

  • macromachine is right its for people who have Sky or any other television provider that can pause and read whilst the adverts are going on, then by the time you finish you can press stop and then you only have to view a few adverts or better yet your programme would of started already. hahahahaha its not subliminal messaging derps

  • It's not subliminal messaging. It's just stupid, unfunny jokes for people who want to pause the tv to read as a little Easter Egg. You are all fucking retarded.

  • They've been putting these messages there for about a year I think. And it's not just with 2 and a half men, but with every show

  • Sorry mate, its not subliminal. Subliminal messaging in illegal on UK television.

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