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Me And My Dick Act 2 Part 8

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Uploaded by on Nov 13, 2009

WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY!

In a desperate search for his Dick, Joey Richter has journeyed to the ends of the earth, but his strength is leaving him. He's alone. It's hopeless. He's lost... But perhaps that's just where he needs to be. Will he find his lost Dick, or will the Lost Dicks find him?

"Big T's Temptation" - A.J. Holmes & Carlos Valdes

BIG TS TEMPTATION

Take a look at what you see
I betcha never seen a dick so fine
Ive been blessed with style and length
Im the pinnacle of gods design.
I stand up tall, and I stand up proud
Every pretty lady loves the way I look, and the way I feel around
Hey buddy dont you see?
It could be you and Big T

Take a look at what you see
I mean youre not exactly Richard Gere
Your stomachs all floppy and your clothes are all sloppy
And your acne wont disappear
But join with me, and youll be just fine
All the pretty ladies wont know what to do
When Im yours..and you are mine
Go on, take your pick
Its you and your dick
DICKS:
Whos that boy with that 9-inch toy?
Its you and your dick

BIG T:
Every day walkin down the street
Youre the number one butcher with the prime cut meat

DICKS:
Whos that man with the big black plan
Its you and your dick

BIG T:
Every night when the mood is right if the ladies gimmie lips then baby I wont bite!
(Spoken) Hey! Well maybe a little bit I might bite a lil..ahahah

Take a look at what you see
Its a dick whos come crawling back
He left you out there in the world
Now tell me what kinda dick does that?
Hes not worth your time, he cant even screw
Hes a floppy pecker who just hangs around
He could never be the dick for you

CHORUS:
Whos that boy with that 9-inch toy?
Its you and your dick

BIG T:
Get that sad little bishop outta here!

DICKS:
Whos that man with the big black plan
Its you and your dick

BIG T:
Theres a new dick in town (spoken) and his name is BIG TALLYWACKER.

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  • "Remember that time we tried?" "We were this close."

    I'M DYING HERE (:

  • I wonder what Joey's parents thought if they watched this..

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  • LOL BIG D!

  • First he's forced to shake them, then he got them cut off...Sucks to be Joe Walker..

  • im kinda disturbed that loads of these dicks dont have balls...

  • Joey Richer FB status: JC being held hostage by a couple of dicks.

  • When Joe said Dick it was like... Wow.

  • Schlongbottom's getting revenge. He just kicked Voldemort in the nuts!

  • Why does Joey have a picture of his dick??

  • A kid surrounded by gigant talking dicks. seems legit xD

  • it's so awkward watching this and then pausing it to go to the bathroom, cuz then my family asks me why i'm watching stuff like this....... and i have no valid response other than "'Cause StarKid's awesome."

  • ..Alll the good times....all the hard times....

    Starkid are lyrical gods!

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