The Zuko Song

In the spirit of The Llama Song.

I...sometimes I do weird things. Both lyrics and vocals by me. Screencaps from Iroh.org and AvatarSpirit.net. With special thanks to DS-Hina @ DeviantArt for letting me use her fanart which can be seen here: http://ds-hina.deviantart.com/art/MaiZuko-Keeping-you-warm-78831282

Lyrics:

Here's a Zuko
There's a Zuko
And another little Zuko
Gooey Zuko
Funny Zuko
Zuko, Zuko, Mai.

Zuko, Zuko, Iroh, Zuko
Sokka, Ty Lee, Haru, Zuko
Zuko, Zuko, Ozai, Zuko
Zuko, Zuko, Mai

I was once so angry
I lived in a ditch
But I never realized
Ozai was a bitch
Sozin burned the nomads good
He was also gay
Roku told him to back off
And blew his house away

Did you ever
See a Zuko?
Kiss a Zuko
On the Zuko
Chibi Zuko
Tastes of Zuko
Zuko, Zuko, Mai

Half a Zuko
Twice the Zuko
Not a Zuko
Sexy Zuko
Zuko in an apron
Bondage!
Zuko, Zuko, Mai

Is the song all done now?
Will we let it hang?
Sokka loves his boomeraang
Weirdly sexy Aang
Now it's really getting thin
Cameo of Toph
Time to run away
And fic Maiko getting off

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• avatar
• zuko
• mai
• maiko
• maizu
• funny
• zuzu
• song
• sozin
• roku
• roku/sozin
• mai/zuko
• sokka
• aang
• azula
• ty
• lee
• haru
• iroh

[sweetangel1927]

HOW did you manage to sing this without bursting out laughing? xD

[RawlesMarie]

@sweetangel1927 Well, after the million practice runs and takes it took me to decide how I wanted to sing it and then to make it through properly, the humor had drained away, haha.

[Themadmelo101]

thumbs up if ozai is a bitch XD

[troubles0fthebrain]

BONDAGE!

[Flowtail]

@ACTU18 aaaaand now it's coming back! Legend of Korra is the new series.

[xxtaliadanaexx]

that was kinda amazing

[ACTU18]

This was like the best show on Nick now it's gone:(

[randomgirl319]

Awesome  vid

[DONTMAKEMEBITEYOUU]

weirdly sexy aang, aha! i used to watch this AGESS ago; the song i mean, i still watch the show like crazy aha! brought back some memories :,)

[sarbear1521]

Ozai was a bitch! << lol

[QueenieMJPop]

i wish i could kiss a zuko!! haha lol

[lovesavannah100]

Lol

[tyson6511]

Stupid Japanese 8 year old girl. You should make more coz this is mad dog